Shroom nap

/SHro͞om nap/

(Noun)

When you eat a bunch of Magic Mushrooms, then take a nap right afterwards. By the time you wake up, you're tripping balls.

That Shroom nap was a great way to start my Tuesday. Now, it's time to go exploring...

Womb Shroom

A child whose mother did drugs during her entire prenancy and regarded her child as a 'fun guy'

This womb shroom is cramping my style I wish I could get rid of it but I really need the extra food stamps.

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Zhang-Shroom

A massive headed mushroom-like creature, which bears close resemblance to the Mario 1-UP mushroom with its large green poofy head and round black eyes. With a penchant for salmon, sometimes sweet but often toxic, this shroom has the power to leave you in ore with his poignant moves.

Salmon: Mm what are you beautiful specimen?
The shroom: Why I am a Zhang-Shroom, fair maiden!

Shroom Stamp

When a man has any questionable residue on his penis and, using the head, slaps or "stamps" any region of his partners face... leaving a shroom imprint with the residue. Also applies when a man gains enough force while slapping a person's face with his member, to leave a red mushroom imprint.

Eddie was bored and thought it would be funny to shroom stamp his best friend's forehead... it wasn't.

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shroom tea

A beverage made with psilosibin containing mushrooms. Normally, the mushrooms are chopped up and boiled in water. The tea can be anywhere from a yellow color to dark purple or black. One advantage to taking shrooms this way is that they kick in much faster.

Within 15 minutes of drinking my shrooms tea, I was trippin balls.

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bum shroom

Used to insult a person. Refers to someone who would try to consume magic mushrooms through their anus, usually because they are retarded.

Rennie : wtf is a bum shroom?!

joanne says: i dont know : (

Rennie says: ud have to be on shrooms to think that was a real thing

joanne says: but i like it actually ! i just invented a legendary insult "here you ya fuckin bum shroom!"

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Gooch Shrooms

A mushroom like fungus that grows on a mans gooch after he has put aside his hygiene for a period of time.

Mannn that bum over there smells like he's been growin a farm full of Gooch Shrooms.