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unknown composition gunge left on floor and shoes after rave/warehouse party - Raindance massive will remember
"back to mine for a chillout yea?" "mind the carpet u got rave smeg on your trainers"
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Smeg scorpions are tiny scorpions which live inside your foreskin and feast on excess smeg. They are impossible to remove as they crawl into the deep recesses of your foreskin, but that's what you get for smegging faggot! To appease the scorpions you must masturbate at least 5 times a day otherwise they will get mad and sting the meaty bit within your foreskin. And trust me.. this hurts! By the way circumcised people CAN get them too... gutted.
Shit I only wanked 4 times yesterday and now my bell end is all swollen, fucking smeg scorpions.
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The resin that collects around the mouth-piece of a dirty, old bong and can sometimes get onto the lip/tooth of an unsuspecting victim.
"Rick alwayz attracts super-smeg on the bong, yo' fully gotsta clean the mouth-piece before you smoke out of it."
"Hahaha. You jus' got harcore-smeg on your tooth from that cone."
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putting smeg or knob cheese around a girls face as a crust and the busting a huge load in the middle to make the delicous filling
I just gave that girl the biggest smeg pie.
I made a nice smeg pie to serve to all who wants a taste
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A carpenter's term for the accumulation of cobwebs, dust, cockroach carcasses, and other debris that adheres to the sides and edges of floor joists.
"That crawl space was so narrow I had to lie flat on my back and every time I moved I got a face full of joist-smeg."
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Smeg Tossing is the act of taking the smegma in ones foreskin and shooting it into another's foreskin, and have your Tossing partner squirt it back into yours.
My partner and I decided to try Smeg Tossing, It was great!
April 10th marks the founding of Smeg Gang and is a day that can only be described as being even better than christmas. On this day people all around the world will get together and celebrate their love for smeg through rituals that use powerful psychedelic drugs to contact uncle Bob, bringer of goat Smegma.
I cant wait for Smeg Day i have 6 tabs and a gram of DMT and my boss gave me the day of work for a quick blow job and a week of good night toe kisses.