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An ejaculation.
She'd just taken an Italian sneeze in the face and so didn't want to answer the door.
Result: the walk of shame
An evening after taco Tuesday at Jared’s house the aroma of peppers was in the air which resulted in a sneeze but just any sneeze it was a brown sneeze
When a girl sneezes while giving a blowjob. Usually biting down on her partner's dick.
"My girlfriend did a sneezing viper last night."
When a guy cums so fast, the girl thinks his penis might be allergic to Pussy. His penis has an adverse yet pleasureful reaction to her front hole. Unwanted immediate ejaculation.
She stuck my penis in. It felt so good I PP Sneezed as soon as it hit the hole. She handed me a Kleenex and said god bless you. She also never answers my texts now.
When making a shot of espresso, one tries to remove the portafilter while pressure is still being applied to the coffee. The resulting expulsion of pressure causes hot water, coffee, and coffee grounds to shoot out in multiple directions. Mimicking a sneeze.
I got blasted by a portafilter sneeze today at work.
Pet name of the newest virus on the scene, circa 2019, COVID-19 - Aka. Novel Coronavirus, or “SARS2.” Sneeze Herpes is a lot more fun to say and a lot more relatable. The term originated in a small city in Colorado named after Long’s Peak.
I didn’t catch Sneeze Herpes in 2020!
The time between a sneeze and the first person to say "bless you". There is usually one person in the crowd with a fast sneeze reaction time that starts off the "bless you" chain reaction where multiple people in the room all say bless the person for sneezing... for some reason.
Dave: "Ahh Chooo"
Matt: Bless you
4 more people: bless you
Dave: Damn Matt that was like a half second sneeze reaction, did you see it coming?
Matt: Nah, I'm just good.
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