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As in, get your shit together/sort your life out or perhaps, be mindful of your present surroundings..
Tommy-boy: Can't believe I've spent the gaffers wages.....again!
Benny: Tut tut tut.. You mustn't value your fingers much! You'd better sort your neck out boy or else
(Gaffer enters)
Tommy-boy: Uh-Oh
!!!!!!!SNAP!!!!!!!!
Usually used by Merthyr chavs, when arguing or having “banter” pronounced sort-ew-Ed-owt
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awl -sawrt -uhv, ov; unstressed uhv or, especially before consonants, uh-bohnd -uhp
- The act of boning up in an assortment of ways.
- A surefire way to make sexting awkward
- You penis going up in a hypothetical matter by replacing it with a bone, bone up.
- Hitting jade from behind
- Jade cooking in a skirt
- Jade putting her FEET, YES FEET, NOT LEGS on his shoulder (be cautious about ripping down a shower curtain.)
- Asking Jade if shes wet (even in the shower)
- The thought of Jade willing to try anything
Used in actual conversation:
"May 27Jade
lol
well i'd wear a skirt for you
i'd probably wear a lot of things for you
May 27Scott
well thank you
you're getting me all sorts of boned up "
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To inform one to reconsider ones mind state
Ryan: Paul are you going out tonight?
Paul: No I am with aisling
Ryan: Sort your life out!
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Vital to the functioning of the United States Postal Service.
By late August, as America geared up for voting-by-mail in the November presidential election, countless mail sorting machines had been not only removed from Post Offices across the country, they had been destroyed.
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When someone brags about being special,you reply back: Special, as in an educated sort of way? This means they are retarded.
Tammy said she got a raise at work because she was special. I replied back,Special? as in an educated sort of way?
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