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1) Jersey shore
2) Anyone on Jersey Shore
3) Anything related to Jersey Shore
America's Sphincter is Jersey Shore.
When you watch Jersey Shore somewhere a kitten dies.
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The ability to seek out dat ass and get somebody right in the sphincter. This person is called a sphincterizer
Zac: Swiggity swooty I'm gonna cum in that booty
John: Dude you could easily do it with that sphincter vision you got there.
Zac: I know. I used it on your mom last night!
John: ...My mom was raped to death you jackass
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A symonym for asshole or douchebag. Can also be used as a put-down to homosexuals.
"Shut up sphincter boy!"
"That guy's a major sphincter boy."
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the picturesque look of the anus ring as it opens like a flower to expel shit/semen/gerbils etc.
you shoudda seen dat swollen sphincter blossom drip after I blew my load in her azz.
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After eating something questionable, whether it is excessively spicy or expired, and expecting devastating gastrointestinal repercussions from doing so. After telling someone you are surprised you survived unscathed, soon after the food wreaks havoc on your sphincter.
John: "I had some atomic sauce monday and nothing bad has happened yet."
one hour later
John: "I retract my statement about the atomic sauce btw"
Jeff: "haha you got sphincter jinxed, I am adding that to urban dictionary"
Marinated anus /pickled sphincter
Created when needing to shit in a hot environment
When your runing in a marithon snd you shit yourself but you still finish with a pickled sphincter
A device that is inserted into the anus that allows the user to whistle when they fart.
I wasn’t able to whistle Dixie until I purchased my first Sphincter Cap! Now just a-listen!