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The process by which one sharts themself while wearing a thong, thus "splitting" the feces in half.
The girl had to leave the party early due to "splitting logs" in her pants.
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Done in a hurry or quite fast.
I'll be done typing this licketty split!
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To argue about an inconsequential and trivial aspect of an issue
When you are accused of being forty-five minutes late for an appointment, you are splitting hairs to say that you were really only forty minutes late
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Two people chatting on two different chat clients at the same time, splitting time and conversation. A question on one chat client could be answered on the other chat client and so on...
A typical example of height of craziness and/or fun. Could also be due to inconsistent problems with the connections in either of the chat clients.
Split chat example
Yahoo1: How ye doing?
GTalk2: Good How do you do?
GTalk1: Good. What r u doing this weekend?
Yahoo2: Going out shopping. How abt u?
To hit someone in the head and hopefully cause injury.
'He had one helluva split wig'
'You gonna get your wig split'
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1. Originally a mathematics term for dividing the difference.
2. Considered to be a sports term for breaking through the defensive line. Commonly used in Hockey, Soccer, Football, & Lacrosse.
3. When used as a verb Splitting The D can act has add lib for relatively anything party or sexual related. Originally coined in the Western Pennsylvania / Pittsburgh Area in the local music scene.
"Did you see John? Hes completely passed out on the bathroom floor! Talk about Splitting The D"
"I'm incredibly sexually frustrated. I really need to Split The D"
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On your first try of drinking a Pint of Guinness you drink enough to where the black of the pint is directly in line with the line in the middle of the G
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