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When a girl opens her legs so far that her pussy actually splits in half.
When I walked in the room the girl was spread eagle on the bed.
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When a woman consciously puts her purse or other bags next to her just to be an ass and take up space on public transport. Quite the opposite of man spreading.
Oh look at that dumb bitch complaining about man spreading, but look at her purse spreading. Fuckers
Mandatory pose implemented into pro bodybuilding in 2022 where the contestants spread there glutes apart using their hands for the judges. Some contestants may decide to pull their trunks into thongs, or slightly bend over.
Phil Heath takes back the Olympia after dominating the rear glute spread, bless Hany Rambod’s palpating fingers.
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A really big good meal where everyone helps out and enjoys.
DIRECTIONS:
• Put the 15 Top Ramen soups in the trash bag (hold off on adding the seasoning packets).
• Add hot water and let sit. The longer the better as the soup will expand.
• When you open the trash bag all the water should be absorbed by the noodles.
• For best results add two cans of tuna, two cans of smoked oysters, and two cans of smoked clams.
• Add in all 15 Top Ramen seasoning packets at this time.
• Add 6 ounces of mayonnaise.
• Add any type of chips the homies saved from their lunches. (Hot Cheetos are preferred).
• You can get wild and throw in anything else you can steal from the kitchen, for example olives or left over chicken patties.
• Tie the trash bag up containing all the ingredients. Mix it up real good.
• Let stand for ten minutes.
• Bust it open.
• Add to flour tortillas or bread to make good tacos.
No matter what, if you try this at home, for some reason, it never tastes the same as in prison.
Before you eat make sure you say a prayer to bless the food.
Break bread homie, don’t be a cheapskate, we’re putting a spread together. When we make the Baller Spread, everyone pitches in.
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When a Hippopotamus takes a dump and waves its tail rapidly to shred the fecal matter as it exits the anus, leading the fecal matter to spread all over the place.
Steve was filthy because a Hippo had just finished muck spreading on him.
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Point spreads are used in football and basketball. The point spread (or 'line') will try to make the game an even game by adding points to the score of the underdog or subtracting points from the favorite.
A game has four (4) straight wagering situations. You can wager on the 'side' of the game or the 'total' of the game. When wagering on a 'side', you can choose to wager on (a) the favorite team (the team most likely to win the game, or has the odds in its favor) or you can choose (b) the underdog (the team most likely to lose the game, or has the odds against it). A 'total' (or over/under) is the combined amount of points both teams will score in a game. When wagering on a 'total' (or over/under), you can choose to wager on (c) 'over' or (d) 'under' the total points scored.
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Where a dude sits down on a chair and spreads out his legs to make a V shape with them.
"Dude I need to man spread, I have been on my feet all day."
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