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A wet vagina that squirts out liquid
My girlfriend had a squirtle last night!
When a person uses an enema to prepare for a anal session and does not eliminate all the water completely before the fun and accidentally shoots it out of their butt at an inopportune time.
"I was hooking up with this dude last night and when I gagged on his dick, I squirtled all over my feet."
The tiny turtle Pokemon It is very adorable and fun to play with
Squirtle I choose you!
Doing a solo blastoise when you’re single on Valentine’s Day you sad depressing shit of a man
“Dudle I was squirtleing last night”
A Pokemon that likes to ask what the F**K happened to the floor
Bulbasaur: hi i'm Bulbasaur
Squirtle: and i'm Squirtle
Bulbasaur: and this is pokemon...
Squirtle: What the F**K happened to the floor!!!
When a male lights their pubic hair on fire, and the female has to squirt to put it out.
squirtle is when a male lights their pubic hair on fire, and the female has to squirt to put it out.