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A 'Dirty Suburban' is a matronly, often plump, middle aged, middle classed house wife that can normally be found shopping for deals at WalMart but once bedded could compete with the most limber and liberal pornstars.
Yeah, she might look all uptight behind the podium, but Sarah Palin is THE Dirty Suburban.
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A girl that doesn't actually remove her articles of clothing for money but is as emotionally damaged or has as much baggage as one that works the pole.
"I really liked that girl, but she had some daddy issues, she's definitely a Suburban Stripper."
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A person from the suburbs that refuses to believe that theyre not a GANGSTA
me:gangstas arent named phillip
Suburban Gangsta:yes they are!
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The eyesore of sprawling stucco covered strip malls, big box stores, and McMansions which eat up open space land.
"That used to be a great spot to go for a nature hike, till last year when the Suburban Blight rolled through and left acres of parking lot, Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, and crap chain restaurants in its wake."
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Any slang that is so overused it becomes tired.
Also called - SubSlang
Derived in a satiric sense from the fact that anything middle-class and suburban is considered lame.
Fo'Shizzle has now become a good example of suburban slang.
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Kayaking in the lake that used to be your front yard or in the river that used to be the street in front of your house.
It's rained so much in Rhode Island lately that I've decided to do some suburban kayaking.
A mid 20’s to late 40’s ‘human’. Faux educated (not STEM degreed) whom has never traveled outside the US, or if so only to Traditional European destinations. Must remain faithful to a 150 year old tale from a Loner, who took his rich friends dads money, to write a series of books that conflict with each other. Typically super naive, living off welfare or fake disability, or a college (non STEM) professor. Indicators include not realising Trotsky made fun of them, dictators love their mindlessness.
Physical Indicators; a propensity for the older male to grow a silver pony tail, females defined by pink hair and both sexes given to morbid obesity. Usually listening to rage against the machine, and like the band, have been existing for over 20 years without ever attempting to offer up solutions, other than ‘unite’ or ‘we gotta...’ phraseology.
Dave- ‘Hey Nate why do you buy printer ink every EBT payday?’
Nate- “I gotta start the revolution, the mans gotta come down, we gotta unite.”
Dave- ‘aww suburban marxist duties, well ok rents past due...’