A tender touch is a loving, slow, gentle touch that makes your senses go wild, every little caressing movement driving you into ecstasy
"Upon her tender touch, in her arms, my knees can't help but weaken โฅ"
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The active male homosexual.
Chrithtopher, you are thuch a turd tenderizer.
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A delicious nutritious super food. It can be cooked in a variety of ways including rare, medium, and we'll done. They come either crunchy, crispy, or soft.
Would you like some maggot tenders?
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Spending an entire day, or several days, in personal reflection and thought to recall the actions that took place during a hard night of partying that rendered you waking up naked with a greased ass hole and a sphincter that's sore and tender to the touch.
After a big party at his frat house, Carl woke up the next morning with some seriously Tender Memories. He spent several days wondering what happened and was only reminded of his tender bung each time he took a shit.
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Babies that are tender; or plump. Taste best either deep fried or baked.
Caution: Over-baking causes loss of fat. Babies may become dry and the source of protein will be lost. So be careful!
Guy 1: Hey man, whats for dinner?
Guy 2: Shake n' bake'n some tender babies!
Guy 1: Sweet man don't over-cook them. I need my protein.
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A young girl,under the age of 23, that has a banging body and craves cock like a smoker craves rock.
DAMN.....thats the third young tender A.D. brought home this week!!!
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A term to describe the feeling after one has had particularly rough sex.
Popularised by Bimini Bon Boulash's lyrics in the hit song 'UK Hun?', in which the artist absurdly juxtaposes their proclivity for hardcore intercourse with their culinary preference for boiled legumes:
'Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
I like it rough but my lentils tender'
"Fuck, my lentils are tender after that session"
"I've got such tender lentils right now"
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