tenderer

A legal phrase that does not translate well in Abu Dhabi to English in contracts. Known to cause irriation in a particular species of female known as Homo Pantanus. Said word has been known to elicit laughter amongst the non Pantanus, but should nonetheless, be taken seriously. Justification for this word should be the fact that the UAE is frought with oil money and can pretty much make up any word they want.

The tenderer submitted the contract, much to the chagrin of the recieverererer.

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On Tender

Someone “on Tender" is a new Tinder user unfamiliar with the ethos, etiquette and mentality, comprising the app’s dualistic sociality of idealized, YOLO-ironic hookup culture and societally significant Millennial sexual progressiveness, resulting in a lack of matches and an overly innocent approach to interacting with matches.

Although Mark only recently joined Tinder, little does he know he's actually On Tender: One month in, and due to his shy nature, sense of propriety, and fear of meaningless sex, he has only 14 matches, two responses from those matches, and zero dates.

tenderness

Of or relating to tender acts. Compassion, warmth, affection, gentleness.

Opposite of cruelty, violence, sadism, callousness, cynicism, bitterness.

"If a man is pictured chopping off a woman's breast, it only gets a R-rating, but if, God forbid, a man is pictured kissing a woman's breast, it gets an X-rating. Why is violence more acceptable than tenderness?"
-Sally Struthers

Adam stroked Kevin's hair, holding him with infinite tenderness while Kevin sobbed from a horrible day.

Ellie's rigid expression melted into tenderness as she saw her daughter running toward her.

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Tender

Being soft, weak, to sensitive, to emotional

This dude was all crying because his bitch cheated I said " aye bro pull yo pants up and quit being so tender" .

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tender

Talking about acts of kindness, compassion or precious moments.

Referring to people who are quite muscular.

“Checkout Thomas giving TJ red roses for her birthday & to ask her to prom. So tender.”

“OOOh he’s so tender. I love those muscles.”

tender

A goaltender of the hockey descent.

The tender made a flashy glove save on the opposing team's penalty shot.

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Tenders

A Male's tender meat. The testicles, the softies, the soft ones.

-Are you alright?
-FUCK NO!
-Haha, she got you right in the tenders next time put a cup on before hitting on girls. Lesson learned now let's go home. Get up!
-Dad, i can't! I need five minutes!

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