CIA

The one government body that can get your entire neighborhood addicted to crack.

Oh, just got a call from the CIA. They're going to make me and my family all crackheads if I make another "morbid joke."

Cia

Central Intelligence Association. In other words.....Fucking Stalkers!!

Me: Alexa do you work for the cia?
Alexa turns red
Me: Wtf Waah??
Alexa: I'm sorry couldn't understand could you please repeat that?
Me: Aaaaaaah!!

CIA renita

When auto correct gets in the way and you want to be mad

Ah bloody CIA renita

CIA theorist

Anyone after 2022 (actually anyone after 1963) who still believes the CIA does not conspire

Hey dude, if you really believe the CIA never heard of Ukraine, you're a CIA theorist.

Damn the CIA

Who the fuck needs the meaning for Damn the CIA when all they do is steal resources and fuck terrorists and do several war crimes?

Damn the CIA!

Cia shien

Cia shien is such sexy girl with a cute smile.Shes talented and is an A+++ student. She is the type of girl that says :” hey! Wanna hang?” To every boy and never gets rejected

“Cia shien is lookin fineeee todayyy 😍”