Cia's are short as hell. They are so fucking short and built like a smurf. Cia's are so small. They are basically a minion.
person 1: Who is that short ass tiny smurf looking girl?
person 2 : Oh Cia? She is literally a smurf.
When someone goes missing and every one who knew them suddenly stops knowing them
Jeff knew to much, so we used some CIA Magic
Anyone after 2022 (actually anyone after 1963) who still believes the CIA does not conspire
Hey dude, if you really believe the CIA never heard of Ukraine, you're a CIA theorist.
Cia shien is such sexy girl with a cute smile.Shes talented and is an A+++ student. She is the type of girl that says :” hey! Wanna hang?” To every boy and never gets rejected
“Cia shien is lookin fineeee todayyy 😍”