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The one government body that can get your entire neighborhood addicted to crack.
Oh, just got a call from the CIA. They're going to make me and my family all crackheads if I make another "morbid joke."
Central Intelligence Association. In other words.....Fucking Stalkers!!
Me: Alexa do you work for the cia?
Alexa turns red
Me: Wtf Waah??
Alexa: I'm sorry couldn't understand could you please repeat that?
Me: Aaaaaaah!!
she says kjdKLkajnflms ijldma,d abdjl and oifhksamdkaf when she is happy or laughing i think
Her husband: your so pretty
Cia: oifhksamdkaf
Cia language
Anyone after 2022 (actually anyone after 1963) who still believes the CIA does not conspire
Hey dude, if you really believe the CIA never heard of Ukraine, you're a CIA theorist.
When someone goes missing and every one who knew them suddenly stops knowing them
Jeff knew to much, so we used some CIA Magic
Cia shien is such sexy girl with a cute smile.Shes talented and is an A+++ student. She is the type of girl that says :” hey! Wanna hang?” To every boy and never gets rejected
“Cia shien is lookin fineeee todayyy 😍”