Stadium Patriot

Someone more concerned with the trappings of the United States--the flag, standing for the anthem, etc.--than the actual values of freedom and democracy on which the country was founded.

The stadium patriots are up in arms again because the sportsball players knelt for the national anthem.

Stadium seat

When your butt tingles from sitting on a hard surface for too long.

I don't want to go to the football game, I get stadium seat from sitting on the bleachers.