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A woman involved in a relationship with someone who's occupation requires them to be out of town for periods of time or lives a distance away, but has sex with others as soon as he leaves town.
Lucy; “Your girlfriend left the bar last night and went to a hotel with a grease-ball.”
Charles; "But she promised me when it came to sex she's like a camel!”
Lucy; “Wow! What a lying camel!”
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1. A camel coon has a small pp. This (often Arabic) dude thinks he is the shit. But you know... He is simply shit, trash. Utter rubbish. This man will slap a camels ass and try to eat it. Like the camel will not assrape him with a strapon for his attempts
2. Camel cooning. Slapping your homies ass with your balls.
1. Stephan stop being such a camel coon, ease up on the camels ass and get a girlfriend.
2. Joel, stop camel cooning on Kyan.
A woman involved in a long distance relationship or relationship where the others job requires being away out of town for weeks or months, (ie; armed forces, sales person, executive, etc.) and says she can go without sexual relations for long periods of time, but lies and is unfaithful during that period.
Him: "Wait for me? - Her: "Baby when it comes to sex I'm like a camel. I can go a long time without it."
She said she would wait for me, but that lying camel messed around on me and got pregnant.
I left for a couple weeks and found out the lying camel cheated on me while I was away.
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When your boy gets rock hard from looking at camels, you may suspect a camel fetish. Now, this is a fetish where a man or a woman has a deep desire to choke on a camel cock. In some cases the individual with a camel fetish wants to eat the camels shit while doing so. While others want to be chocked by camel hands. In general people with a camel fetish just get really horny over camels...
Joel, you need some help with that camel fetish pal... You ain't getting a girl like this.
A female who tarts herself via online platorms such as Instagram or Twitch.
Attention seeking to an obsessive level, she craves validation, though ultimately will only recieve it from the type of men she despises.
Clearly an atrocious and disfunctional human to all but basment dwelling neckbeards, she has no moral issues with accepting online "donations" from these males in order to finance a delusional lifestyle.
Specilises in "cosplay" involving lingerie and elf ears.
"Why are you sending PayPal gifts to that Sewer Camel?"
"Your just jealous. She's my girlfriend. She's an Instagram Model. I sold my sword & anime pillow collection to donate money to her."
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Camel toe on an old woman.
When an old woman wears tight skimpy shorts or yoga pants giving her a camel toe.
Typical style of cougars and senile old women.
For Gertrude's 72nd birthday party she wore her skin tight leggings to help show off her assets. Maybe tonight she will get that nice handsome boy from the college to come home with her.
She arrived at the party and started hitting on the college boy, making obscene gestures with her lips. When she pointed down to her droopy camel, the college boy threw up a little bit in his mouth.
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A woman who tats herself up with a design permission from the artist. Follows it up by texting it to the artist she stole the artwork from and posting repeatedly on her Facebook page. Purely done out of spite. Same type of woman that would offer the tattoo artist a single mom discount for a price break.
Mike; "She's show you the new tat she had done again!"
Richard; "How could I not see it? She shows everyone walking into the bar."
Mike; "You know she stole the artwork for it?"
Richard; "That branded camel is the definition of a low life!"
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