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Noun; The image of an uninviting face on / in a used candle.
The image usually appears in / on a candle after its initial lighting; much like the images of Jesus or Mother Teresa. Sighting one of these images is commonly considered one of the nine signs that bad karma is upon you. Maharaja – Tugnma’puda is the first to document the discovery of a candle monster. Tugnma’puda’s life was cut short not long after noticing the image of a monstrous face in the side of one of his beloved sacramental candles. Those who discover a candle monster are urged to disgard of the candle as soon as possible. Allowing the candle to burn completely seals the negative karma with the origional finder.
A road flare. Derived from the fact that they look like a candle and are often used to warn other drivers of a disabled vehicle, usually a Volvo because they are so problematic. Therefore, the term Swedish Candle was invented.
My Volvo V60 broke down on the motorway so I lit some Swedish candles for safety.
Alternative name for a joint
"Has anyone seen Zach recently?"
"No, he must be smashing off the grass candles"
another way of saying masturbate
“Dude I’m so horny I need to light my interfaith candle”
A woman who wont stop going on about her scented candles and takes great pleasure in mocking other peoples candles
Say man, that Shauna is a real candle cunt. She won’t stop taking shit about my candles
A Black Man or Woman who does not cast a Shadow because they are too black.
Wasup mah bruver, yous a dark candle or whats?