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A trading card game that doubles as a girl repellant. If you are afraid of girls, buy boxes of these cards.
Girl: Are those guys playing magic? I think I'll take a detour.
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When you and three homies hire a hooker with an unwashed yeast infection and see who can eat it the longest without yakking. Water breaks are allowed, winner gets a home style chicken sandwich combo from Jack in the Crack.
“Bro Seth’s bachelor party was fucked up, what was with the sushi gathering, and why did he nut himself 38.74 seconds in?”
Pronunciation: Gah-Thur Fair-eee.
A father figure who is lit AF. Gets weirder with age, like a fine cheese. A term of respect, such as given to a mob boss. Can start fires with a leaf blower, and is always there for financial advice. Even when you don’t want it and don’t ask for it.
Every family has a Gather Fary, usually a father, grand father, uncle, or other father figure.
A Gather Fary is always there when you need them, even when you think you don’t.
I was having such a hard time, but Gather Fary really helped to put things in perspective.
An elite gossip gathering force
guy 1. I think jenny likes me!
guy 2. lets ask the gossip gathers if they no anything bout it.
Landlord: “No large gatherings.”
Tenant: “okay so no more than 100 people, np”
Benign, but generally useless.
"Merry and Pippin are all-right fellows, but they do little more than gathering firewood."
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I like to play Magic: The Gathering because I am a nerd.
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