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This is the friend you need at all times, she is sweet, caring but mostly so damn hot! Nobody can resist her, she is a GODESS. She will always be there for you. Keep her at the cost of your life!
- OMG it's Laurie-Mae!
- She is soo amazing I can't breathe!
*proceeds to die from excitement*
GODESS. THE MOST AMAZING HUMAN YOU WILL EVER MEET.
H: oh my god this girl is so amazing!!
V: Of course she's Laurie-Mae!!!
One of the best young adult novelists America has ever known. She's one of the only authors I know of who depicts the ideal teenager as not a quiet, popular, polite, content straight-A soccer-player with gorgeous blonde hair and boobs the size of boulders, but as a young adult who does what makes them feel good and takes the time to consider their feelings and mental health, proceeding to share their thoughts with others. Her most popular novel, Speak (which was turned into a movie and a graphic novel) talks about overcoming trauma and expressing emotions, as well as an overall message of the importance of communication. Her other books for young adults include Wintergirls, Prom, The Impossible Knife of Memory, Twisted (told by a male protagonist), and Catalyst.
Unfortunately, some of her books, such as Speak, have been banned from middle and high school libraries due to Halse Anderson's tendency to discuss serious issues, like sexual assault and self-harm, which has been bashed by the dangerously high quantity of fucking idiots crusting on the earth. Yes, the world is a scary place, but ignorance will not diminish them, and will only make it worse (imagine you're in a pitch-black room with many other people, but you don't know that- you think the world has blown up and you're all alone). And not only do her books discuss these issues, but they feel like a sympathetic poem rather than a scolding lecture.
I am currently reading Wintergirls by Laurie Halse Anderson. I'm not sure what it's getting more out of me- laughs or tears. But it sure takes my breath away.
to tie your hands to the ceiling fan and turn the fan on high blast so you spin fast
hey bro no homo but can we do the laurie? my girlfriend doesnt want to help
The act of falsely accusing someone (usually a spouse) of demostic or sexual violence in order to recieve benefits such as money or especially attention.
Damn did you hear about Daniel? His methhead cunt of an ex Karen pulled a Dirty Laurie on him.
When a cute blond kid gets gang raped in an alleyway by his parents and best friend; his best friend makes him suck his cock while his mother rides him and his father fucks him and cums in his ass and the cute boy cums in his mother making her pregnant.
Yeah man I had a dirty laurie last night
A dirty when a girl named Laurie fingers your ass with her nose and gives you a hand job while she is getting fucked by a vibrator
You: bro, yesterday Laurie gave me a dirty Laurie
Your friend:damn I wish I had one