a Dumbass.
people call a mute person dumb and fish as in bass. combine dumb and bass and it sounds like dumbass.
usually called this by someone who thinks they are so clever and witty. but its really just annoying.
Student: Algebra 2 is soooooo confusing.
Teacher: Oh student, you are such a mute fish.
The act of contorting your body or grasping the cheek of your ass and pulling it away from the other cheek in order to mute the sound of a fart. This is usually performed while in the bathroom at dinner parties or at the home of someone to which you are on a first date with. The maneuver is also useful while taking a dump and are on the phone with someone particularly if you have been on hold for 30 minutes and you finally get through to a real person, or an over-the-phone interview. The maneuver requires much skill and practice as too much cheek pull can actually amplify the fart sound to a high pitch squeal so loud that the neighbors dog will start barking.
I ate dinner at this girl's house last week. When I went to the bathroom I felt a huge fart coming so I performed a fart mute maneuver.
The increasingly common situation where an individual on a conference orvideo call talks extensively without remembering to turn on their microphone. Also an excuse for situations where that same person wasn't paying attention to the call whatsoever. This situation is most common in conference call scenarios although it can also be seen in video conferences, particularly in the current work-from-home environment.
"Jamie? Jamie?? You there? We need your approval to allow the project to start."
(long pause)
"Oops, sorry, guys. Talking to mute again." (with the sound of toilet flushing in the background)
A person that doesn't responds to email within a reasonable amount of time.
Email a question to a person. If that person doesn't respond within a reasonable amount of time then that person can be considered an email mute.
The act of damping the guitar stings with the pinky finger's palm area this technique gives rock music's rockiness
Hey bro try palm muting that riff
Palm mutes it
Yeah now we talking bitch
Another certified definition of someone diagnosed with blindness.
Jerry has Muteness of the Eyes.
A Call of Duty youtube video with shitty gay-ass music, such as Disturbed, and makes you immediatley turn the volume off.
"Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the- TACTICAL MUTE!!!!"
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