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A politician is one who will say and do that which is necessary to get elected to public office.
NOTE: A politician’s first job, once elected, is to get reelected; therefore they must say and do that which is necessary to get reelected.
All of congress, after all they are "The Politician"
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an idiot who only sees one side to every argument. they only vote with their political party, thus all of america loses because know one thinks on their own. all they can do is send out propoganda and petty name-calling while nothing is done in government.
politicians blow
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Generally good, honest men and women who, despite the misperceptions and lies of special interests and the proletariat, want to help the people they represent. Sure, some politicians views do not represent the majority, but that is the people's fault for not being more proactive with their candidate. Some politicians are also corrupt, but not the majority. If you really want to understand the average politician, look at your mayors and state senators. They usually aren't funded by mega-corporations and lobbies, and they tend to come from average middle to upper-middle class homes.
TL;DR Not every politician is an asshole, get to know them before you judge them.
Average Joe: Politicians are all selfish cocksuckers!
Me: That's not true, I grew up with a politician for a father, and I've met and known politicians of varying degrees of importance all my life. Once you've had governors over for dinner or attended a fund raiser, you realize that they're just ordinary people who care enough about society to stand up and take a bunch of crap from people like you to do the right thing.
Average Joe: Then explain why unemployment is so high!
Me: Look at African nations, they have unemployment over 30%, we're doing pretty damn well. The reason we have so many problems is people have different ideas about how to fix America.
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A politician is good at arguing. Therefore he/she is a master debater. Say "master debater" 3x fast - masturbater! Usually applies to a guy. Carries a negative connotation; implies that the boy can't ever get a girl and is lonely and extremely dorky.
Girl 1: What do you think of so-and-so, I think he's cute, don't you? Might make a good boyfriend.
Girl 2: No way, girl, he's one politician if I ever saw one!
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An ordinary citizen that once elected immediately sheds any notion of integrity or honour and spends all their time looting and pillaging the public purse while ensnaring the other 99.9% in Legislation that guarantees their indentured servitude.
As a Liberal politician I am happy to support this Bill that ends funding for the Women's Crisis Centre and redirects it into my million dollar office renovation and expense account.
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A type of politician who strives to present himself to the public in a perfectly coiffed family-man package as he deftly peppers his dogmatic and craftily laundered hate with lots of God-speak.
Ron DeSantis is the the most highly rated televangelist politician at this point in time; stay tuned to this fake-Jesus devotee.
A person who seems to have poorly based opinions on every aspect, defends them all blindly, and does it with very little research, IE: from just an armchair.
That kid flapping his mouth off about the war on terror is just some armchair politician.
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