pillaging

The favorite pastime of Vikings everywhere. A competitive sport practiced by Vikings to see how many women each warrior could "pillage" in under one hour. The world's greatest way to get in shape is by pillaging.

Viking One: "Dude, let's go pillage the fuck outta that village!"

Viking Two: "Your on, first let's set fire to their livestock, and then we can toss the Mayor down the well!"

Viking Three: "Hey, don't forget the the rape! That's the main idea of pillaging!"

ALL: Okay, to the women first! VIKINGS AWAY!"

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pillaging

The act of consuming 16 or more 30mg pills of dextromathorphan HBr.

Usually found (OTC) in cold and cough relief medicine.

1. Dude lets fucking pillage tonight!
2. Tito and me were pillaging at the park last night.
3. That bitch looks like she's pillaging.

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Pillageables

Any thing that you want to take.

Pillage first, Burn later. You don't want to burn any Pillageables

Pillager

A Pillager is a Minecraft hostile mob that is part of the Illager family. Armed with crossbows, they will go in and patrol and/or raid villagers, killing them. They can also be found in Pillager Outposts

Logdotzip: Oh look... a little Pillager- OW HOLY SH-T!

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pillage

the act of "beating up the pussy" with the penis and/or the cunt hooks to the point that the piss fenders are turned inside out.

Scott: "Hey Barry, did you know that when I was in college during the better part of the 80's I pillaged my through 2 sororitites and a midget?"

Barry: "What about that tard?"

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pillage

To steal and ransack in a very pirately fashion.

YARR, I'll be pillaging yer ass 'for the day is out, I will!

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pillaged

more appropriate way of saying raped.

While walking anlone in the dark, the man got kidnapped and pillaged.

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