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The only NBA team in Canada
The past few seasons have been unsuccessful, causing major disrespect from Bandwagon Warriors and Cavs fan.
The Raptors got to shake their tail in the 2015-16 season after making the playoffs. Although 95% of NBA fans predicted a sweep by Indiana... And Miami... And Cleveland, Toronto proved their dumbass wrong.
The Raptors are the underdogs, even when playing the Lakers..
However, they are a very unexpected team to make it here.
Fan 1: Pacers in 4
EMCEE: Toronto Raptors win in 7!
Fan 1: Heat in 4
EMCEE: Raptors win in 7!
Fan 1-29393828: Cavs in 4
EMCEE: Raps take game 3 and 4!
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The Toronto Raptors are the only NBA basketball team based in Canada. They are part of the Atlantic Division of the Eastern Conference. The team was established in 1995, along with the Vancouver Grizzlies, as part of the NBA's expansion into Canada. When the Grizzlies relocated to Memphis, Tennessee in 2001, the Raptors became the only Canadian team in the NBA. They originally played their home games in the SkyDome, before moving to the Air Canada Centre (ACC) in 1999.
Though many on the Urban Dictionary website purport the team to "suck", their supposed lack of success is put into question with the capturing of the 2006-07 Atlantic Division title.
Following the success of the 2006–07 season, Toronto became one of the league leaders in season ticket sales for the 2007–08 season, and their fanbase remains one of the most consistent in the NBA.
Dude: See that Toronto Raptors game last night?
Other dude: Yeah man! That dunk by Bosh (over Wallace) was sick, wicked, and nasty!
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When a man finds the perfect girl, or who he believes to be the perfect girl, and makes little attempts to befriend her. Although in the long run, he usually just hangs around her, to a point of near stalking until she disappears, then complains about how he let her go away.
People usually experience the Raptor syndrome multiple times in life, as the 'hunt' a certain type of girl.
Guy 1- "Man, I met this girl who is just like Girl 1, I wanna talk to her soo bad man, she's perfect"
Guy 2- "You gotta let go this Raptor Syndrome and just make a move man, you're pathetic"
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In some cases, before taking a relieving poop there's an air pocket in your butt that explodes before your thump tugging turd is released into open waters. When this happens, the air released from the butt cheeks makes a distinguishing sound that resembles a raptor...so don't be startled, often occurs when eating baked beans and watching Jurassic Park.
Guy 1"Did you just get out of the bathroom?"
Guy 2"Yea. Why?"
Guy !"I swear to god your ass is a rabid Butt Raptor"
I was sitting in a bathroom stall at the Arclight theater and I heard a fucking Butt Raptor in the next stall. So I wiped my ass and got the fuck out of there.
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A raptor apocolypse is an apocolypse with raptors in it. It usually happens when some scientist replicates the DNA from a mosquito trapped in amber.
Scientist now: Hey, lets take this dead mosquito and get the blood from it so we can replicate dinosaurs...it will be awesome!
Scientist next week: OH MY GOSH! KILL IT KILL IT! ITS A RAPTOR APOCALYPSE!
When having sex with a girl who has a lot of pubic hair, you spread the hair in an aggressive manner the to destroy the vagina, like a raptor from Jurassic Park
Last night I gave Amy the Pink Raptor
Either when someone is jacking you off or fingering you with long nail and they scratch you
I think Sara intentionally raptors clawed me last night still hurts