death seat

In harness racing this is the position of the horse that is leading the outside line of runners during the race. For most horses it is not a good position to win from.

At the trots it is better for the horse you bet on to have the cold sit rather than the death seat.

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Seat meat

Another way of referring to the ass.

Honey, instead of the usual vaginal play this evening, I would like to break one off in your seat meat.

seat weed

The small nugs of cannabis that cover the upholstery of your car.

Guy 1: "The girl that packed a bowl in my car dropped so much weed in my seats."
Guy 2: "Don't smoke that, it's seat weed"

Lawn Seats

Opposite of Rock Star Parking. Parking at the very end of the lot, or furthest from the venue.

My best friend borrowed my car. Before she took it, I had Rock Star Parking. She brought it back with a note that said "Sorry, you're parked in Lawn Seats!"

Friendship seat

The seat in a row of airline seats that isn't a window seat or an aisle seat. A middle seat.

Analagous to bitch seat in a car

Mike: Hey Joe, let's switch tickets
Joe: No way, I don't want to sit in the friendship seat

spill seat

Seat in a bar closest to the taps. Mistakes are usually offered for free to patrons in this seat.

Ah, man, check out the poor guy in the spill seat. has he paid for a single drink tonight?

bang-seat

Slang for aircraft ejection seat (British)

OK Joe, lets pull the bang-seat from aircraft Alfa Bravo.