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An overcrowded, overpriced shithole with nothing to do,with fags and hipsters everywhere
1: wanna go to seattle for some seafood?
2: fuck that. Sit in traffic for for 2 hours to pay 12 dollars for parking to pay 160 bucks at a restaurant filled with people in manbuns and hearing the far at the next table talk like "oh my God! This food is fab!" No thanks. Fuck Seattle. They outta burn that place to the ground
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Seattle is a major city positioned in the Pacific Northwest, close to the northern border of the U.S.. It is the base of Boeing, Starbucks and Bank of America as well as the home of the Mariners and the Seahawks. Seattle has its own airport, King County International Airport, or KBFI or KCIA, as known otherwise. Seattle hosts a huge population of people, mostly mexicans and Asians. The Mexicans are a growing problem because of they're invasion of America, but the Asians are almost always the nicest people you'll meet. Another problem is "Laptop Gangsters" who walk around town drawing graffiti. Usually seen wearing longsleeve collared shirts with a dark green 100% cotton pull over handme down from his big brother who cuts down trees. Weather wise, it's quite rainy, but in the summer months, its as hot as it is in Iraq on a cold day. Seattle also hosts the Museum Of Flight, Experience Music Project and many other museums. The food in Seattle is good. If you're on a wine taste with a wine budget, head to Ipanema, the Brazilian Barbecue restaurant, if your a wine taste on a beer budget kinda guy, your screwed in Seattle.
Seattle Regularly
Mexican at the Park Talking To His Friend: Mayyyn I'm going to sc-ud-rue joo up mayn
Mexicans Friend: Awwww hayo naw, you can't tooch dees
Me: Go play cross country.
Asian Woman Who Serves Samples At Costco: Oh hello thaya, you have some of my sample?
Me: Of course! ....... Wow Delicious! I'll buy all of it.
Asian Woman: Ohhhh you no need do that, I give you all free!
Me: Thanks!
See what I mean?
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Some shithole in the Northwestern USA that liberals like to make look good. It’s actually just a dump and is the asscrack and rectum of North America. Almost all people from the Seattle metro area are drug addicts and bums. They are also all hippies.
People from Seattle are very miserable people and are very stupid and are pseudo intellectuals and also Democrats. They are closeted Communists and Marxists. They also have poor taste in everything and are also delusional. They are also clueless but believe themselves to be smarter than everybody else.
We can all hope that the rest of the USA doesn’t turn out to be like that dump Seattle.
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Like Portland, but bigger and with even worse weather. Overall, they both suck.
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Think about it. What comes from Seattle?
Nirvana
Starbucks
Boeing
Microsoft
See? All of them EVIL
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a seattle is an erection of the penis. Im not sure if many people use this word as such. But every one i know does.
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A place in Washington State in USA. An elite member of the EFNet IRC Network that a lot of people in channels I'm in look up to.
seattle is |<-r4d with the 0day.
Seattle is how fow in the bing now.
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