Toad

an ugly women with a wide smile, and hips uncomforatably wide.

she will normally be a freak in bed, but her ugliness will turn most men away.

she is a bitch in all senses of the word and can manipulate the weak minded. she attempts to control every situation she is a part of.

Toad's are especially good at being "fake nice"

these are not understanding women, and are generally terribly impatient.

to recap they are ugly on the inside and outside.

that bitch is toadin'

That girl look like a toad.

This women is a toad in all meanings.

I thought about sleeping with her, but decided she was too much of a toad.

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Toads

feet or fine shoes or socks
foot apparell

Lokk at the toads she has, i'm so jealous

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Camel Toad

The Camel Toad (incilius camelus) is a toad species found in the Great Plains region of The United States. It is well known for its ability to exude toxins from glands within its skin that have psychoactive properties.

Contemporary reports indicate that cameltenin-containing toad toxins have been used as a street drug; that is, as a supposed aphrodisiac, ingested orally in the form of ch’an su, and as a psychedelic, by smoking or orally ingesting Camel Toad secretion or dried skins.

During hot and dry weather, Camel Toads will seek out water and can often be found at local rivers and pools.

Let's go down to the pool to scout out some camel toads.

Desert Toad

That mate that has to drip dry after a shower, so as to absorb a maximum quantity of water.

Matts been in the shower for ages, the fucking desert toad!

toad fish

(1) A large, plump fish, not necessarily sporting impressive length but necessarily displaying mass girth.
(2) Anything of impressive girth or that is simply impressive.

(1) The guide pulled the rainbow engorged with salmon eggs from the stream and shouted, "a toad fish."
(2) Eyeing the cupcakes, little Nicky grabbed for the biggest of the lot, screaming "toad fish."

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Toad-Pullin

The best thing ever. Nothing or nobody comes anywhere near the awesomeness of this, and if someone did they'd probably die instantly. Brings eternal joy to all who know of it, even if just via facebook. May cause unexplained bouts of obsession resulting in the running off the edge of a cliff in pure love for it.

I've just bougt the best thing ever!
-Is it Toad-Pullin?
No...
-Shut up then.

ms toad

Ms toad is a mean old teacher that when she make a still face it resembles a toad face

Bro why you have a still you look like ms toad