thought you was

A good ass default.

Bri: I'm your bestfriend right?
Shay: Thought you was.

Noel: Hey imma get that last cookie yall....
Jade: *snatches cookie first* thought you was.

Mickey: Ayyy my nigga! Imma stop by your house today.
Qua: Hahaha thought you was!

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food for thought

Digesting an interesting idea/issue with the mind/thought.

Hey, that cool idea of yours the other day has been good food for thought.

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Thought Potato

Having uncontrollable thoughts about food when you're on a diet.

Unlike the real potato, this is a much more effective way of eating whilst on a diet.

OMG I'M HAVING SO MANY THOUGHT POTATOES.

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text that thought

Similar to Hold That Thought, when a conversation is taking place in person and one conversant must separate from the other, however, instead of a conversation being postponed until a later time, the conversation is continued via SMS.

Conversant A: "So Joey turned to Mary and said..."
Conversant B: "Yeah yeah, text that thought, time for work!"

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Thoughts and prayers

When you hear about a tragedy that is not affecting you at all but you still have to act like you care so you say "Thoughts and prayers" to pretend you actually give one shit.

Person 1: "Did you hear about the boat that sink the other day with four families?"
Person 2: "Yeah, thoughts and prayers"

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thought speak

Originating in animorphs thought speak is the ability to communicate with others by settling your message into another's mind. Capable of communicating over range and does not require line of sight. Thought speak can also be public, broadcasted to all in range, or private, sent to only one person or a small group of people.

Textual occurrences of thought speak are indicated with angled brackets, see example.

<I'm using thought speak>
"Whoa, who said that, its almost like the message appeared in my head..."
<It's thought speak, dumbass>

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dirty thoughts

thoughts about sex or sexual encounters

I'm having dirty thoughts about head.

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