Crappy Tire

Slang term for Canadian hardware store chain Canadian Tire. One reason "Crappy" is the adjective used because it is not uncommon to purchase something from CT that has already been opened with parts missing.

Mike: Can I get a ride to Crappy Tire? I'm getting my car serviced.
Steve: You took your car to Crappy Tire!?

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big tired

Heavily overused and out of style. Often used to emphasize the word "tired" after it's used.

R: Man that's awesome!

L: "Awesome" is so old. It's tired; big tired.

drunk tired

To be so tired you start to act as if you were drunk. Also refered to as DT.

"Dude....did you ever know that your my hero?"
"Go to bed dude, you're so drunk tired."

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tired and horny

me rn

i’m tired and horny

Tired Of Sex

A masterpiece of a song from a masterpiece of an Album, "Pinkerton", from an amazing band Weezer.

Hey dude, can you play "Tired Of Sex" by Weezer, I really love that song.

tire kicker

Someone who is indecisive about purchasing a product or service, and never feels satisfied with what they are offered. In the end a tire kicker may or may not buy. The term comes from sales people at car dealerships. Tire kickers would come around frequently, kick the tires a few times on the cars that they liked, but never make a solid purchasing decision on any particular car or trim.

That tire kicker has come here every day for the last month, don't waste any time on him.

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just tired

When somebody says this, what it really means is that they are incredibly depressed and don't want to talk about it.

Person 1: Hey man, I noticed those cuts on your wrists and I was wondering if you're doing alright.
Person 2: Nah I'm just tired.

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