monkey claw

A fart that feels like your colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys.

"The monkey claw is smelly"

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Raptor Claw

Inserting the thumb into the vagina and four fingers into the ass and then pinching.

A) So did you give her the Shocker?
B) No, I gave her the Raptor Claw!

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Troll claw

Grow out your toenails and shove your foot up someone’s butt.

Wesley and Jayson both love the troll claw. Dude! I haven’t cut my toenails in almost a year! Sweet!! Me either!!! Let’s get drunk and shove our feet up each other’s asses! Yeah man! Let’s troll claw each other!!

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Chaw Claw

The stains on the fingers of a person who uses chewing tobacco.

Holy crap! Did you see the chaw claw at the Jed Clampett-looking mother fucker?

I wanted to shake his hand, but I had chaw claw from the Kodiak I enjoyed earlier.

Cooter Claw

A cooter claw is a hand that has been infected with elephantitas and will absolutely destroy any women’s cooch when it’s necessary.

“He was fingering me last night and it wasn’t hittin the spot, so I told him to wip out the cooter claw and part of my cooch fell off!”

Claw Dawg

A metal head with three fingers.

Boy 1"Hey man, did you give her the claw last night?"

Claw Dawg " Nah, i was to busy jammin to my new cd man!"

raw claw

The unflavored form of White Claw aka Pure Claw - taste reminiscent of pencil eraser.

Crazy Clark enjoys cracking a raw claw or two after a hard days work on the job.