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A fart that feels like your colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys.
"The monkey claw is smelly"
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Inserting the thumb into the vagina and four fingers into the ass and then pinching.
A) So did you give her the Shocker?
B) No, I gave her the Raptor Claw!
90👍 15👎
Grow out your toenails and shove your foot up someone’s butt.
Wesley and Jayson both love the troll claw. Dude! I haven’t cut my toenails in almost a year! Sweet!! Me either!!! Let’s get drunk and shove our feet up each other’s asses! Yeah man! Let’s troll claw each other!!
31👍 3👎
The unflavored form of White Claw aka Pure Claw - taste reminiscent of pencil eraser.
Crazy Clark enjoys cracking a raw claw or two after a hard days work on the job.
A metal head with three fingers.
Boy 1"Hey man, did you give her the claw last night?"
Claw Dawg " Nah, i was to busy jammin to my new cd man!"
The stains on the fingers of a person who uses chewing tobacco.
Holy crap! Did you see the chaw claw at the Jed Clampett-looking mother fucker?
I wanted to shake his hand, but I had chaw claw from the Kodiak I enjoyed earlier.
When a normally mild-mannered soccer mom has a rare night without a game, she may tend to throw down a handful or two of the eponymous hard sodas, thereby exhibiting atypical behavior. Commonly in the form of erotic folk dancing, burping contests or firing on step dads.
"Dood! Did you see Tyler's mom at the block party last night? All dancing in the cul-de-sac and shit. Where did she even get that tambourine? Totally White Clawed up."