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A state of which a formerly living body is no longer functioning to convert energy and chemicals to what can be used by its components to support its actions and processes, leading to a state which it changes its shape, position or chemical components only due to external factors.
i hate it when someone is killed, as i believe that death should not be something that is controlled by humans.
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‘Deathing’ as it was originally here in Grimsby comes from the term ‘white-death’ when you smoke too much weed, get paranoid, feel really dizzy and sometimes puke everywhere. It was known as ‘white-deathing’ then got shortened to ‘deathin’ and was applied to any unpleasant situation based feelings... well it was when i was growing up anyway...
I'm off home, i'm fucking Deathing mate!
look at that fanny, he's only had one bucket and he's Deathing!
You're a right Deather!
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Death is The End of life.
Think of life like a movie and death is when the power surges and blows out the TV. Death is when the film gets so damaged that even if you were to get the electricity back on, the movie will never play again. Alive is only the memory, gone is the spark that made the movie play…or the person alive.
Life is too short and death is too long. You don’t have all the time in the world, so go out and enjoy life as much as you can. Life is like a beautiful flower…flowers fade; people you love either leave you or die. No matter who or what you love it will not last forever, it will come to an end, as all good things do. Death is your final wake up call. Wake up and live before he knocks on your door.
People take life for granted because they don't really believe in death.
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It is the end...
"Abadi abadi abadi aba- That's all Folks!" -Porky Pig
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A mythical programming language, similar to C++, where you describe in a text file how you want someone to die, usually in a gruesome way, and the compiler 3D renders a video file of the death complete with blood and guts. A game which I wish they would make but the do-gooders won't allow it because they think it will make kids go on killing sprees.
--sample Death++ code:--
/* mayandrink.dpp Mayan Sacrifice */
#include <athame.h>
#include <goblet.h>
create(victim1);
Standup(victim1);
SlitThroat(victim1,athame1,1,1){
while throat(victim1) not bleeding{
waitVblankStart()/* wait for blood to start oozing out */
}
}
while throat(victim1) bleeding and goblet not full{
goblet.place(underthroat) /*catch the blood in the goblet */
}
/* the grand finale! drinking the human blood! */
goblet.drink(self,GOBLET_CAPACITY);
end();
Lamer1: "I'm bored, lets play the game Dance Dance Revolution:Skyclad Forest Edition!"
Man1: "Naw, let's make a Mayan Sacrifice Ritual video in Death++!"
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1. The end of the world as you know it.
2. A universal experience that occurs in all known life forms.
3, The most persistent mystery of all time.
4. The ultimate excuse for missing work.
5. Inevitable; the best reason to party excessively.
6. The point at which life delivers its punchline.
Death: Get it?
You, upon dying: Yep!
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The inevitable
"The only reason we die is because we accept it as an inevitablility"-Stewie Griffin
"Life is a one-way course to death; though you may die on you way to it"- ΑρΚάς
"The question is not if there is life after death, but if there is life before it"-Me
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