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The name given to and liquid that comes out of your genitals.
Most commonly cum. Two people having sex gets the genital juices flowing
Man 1: Last night i was so horny.
Man 2: You should have got your girlfriend, then the genital juices would have started to flow.
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The art of genital body modification, or tattoos to decorate the genitalia.
My boyfriend had genital landscaping done when he got a prince albert piercing.
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A very serious and painful sexually transmitted infection. Usually transmitted during unprotected sex with extremely bitchy women--a Harpy--the resulting STI can be somewhat distracting.
After 30 incubation days, teeny-tiny eggs in the genital area hatch, releasing a clutch of Greek harpies. These small, winged creatures will then become very territorial over the infection site, and will attack any possible partner.
The harpies will only calm down after a large meal, their appetite being satisfied.
Brandon: "How was last night?"
Aaron: "Awesome! I took Angelina out to a big, buffet dinner and we had sex after! High five!"
Brandon: "--Dude, Angelina's a Harpy."
Aaron: "So?"
Brandon: "Did you use a condom?!"
Aaron: "Nope, went au naturel."
Brandon: "She gave you the genital harpies, man!"
Aaron: "Fuck."
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Something you should shout out at the most random, inane time possible for instant hilarity.
Teacher: The exam will last for 1 hour, does anyone have anything to say before we begin?
Random dude: Yeah, GENITAL WARTS!
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Similar to Tourette's Syndrome, Genital Tourette's is the cause of inappropriate verbal/vocal outbursts, as well as frequent humping on anything and everything in sight. Sufferers of Genital Tourette's can be either male or female, and may often complain of redness and/or irritation of the genitalia area. This can be caused by the constant touching of oneself due to the urge to rub one out, or it could just be herpes.
We knew he had Genital Tourette's when we found him in the kitchen screaming, "Fuck! For fuck's sake! Somebody fucking help me!", while trying to pry his dick out of the milk jug.
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When it is time for the male to climax, he is to aim his love paste so that it lands back on his own pubes. The male then proceeds to force the face of the female down, teeth exposed, and brush her head side to side, or in a circular motion if you prefer, on the freshly pasted pubes. Don't forget to scrub the tongue.
she was surprised when she was done and i asked her if she had ever had a genital toothbrush, and before she could answer i forced her head down and gave her one.
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A man with very large genitals lying in a bathtub with too many male friends in the tub with him
Jaymzer had so many shots beside him but the other guys in the tub with him made some serious genital soup