Pick a hand

When someone is annoying the utter fuck out of you or generally being a dick you may have to initiate the pick a hand. Simply ask the asshole to pick between one of your two extended hands with no further explanation, when the douchebag picks a hand you proceed to smack the shit out of them with their chosen prize. Note that if the son of a bitch is aware of the game they will most likely not pick a hand due to the obvious implications.

That piece of shit tried to hit on my girlfriend! I'm going to ask him to pick a hand.

Did you just say pineapples don't belong on pizza? Pick a hand.

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Liquor Picking

Waiting outside a shop and asking someone to buy you booze.

how you gunna get that booze ? your underaged
... oh il just go Liquor Picking.

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Picking up

Verb: To purchase drugs, or "score". Usually referring to the purchase of weed

You picking up this weekend?

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Pick me

Embarrassing herself for attention. Annoying wannabe who will literally go to any lengths for the attention of the boys/men. (pick me, choose me)

"Keira Lynn Bennett is such a pick me. It's annoying. She thinks she's the shit but she's really not."

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pick up

The process which entails meeting a dealer in a (usually) prearranged place, and purchasing--'picking up'--your dope.

Guy 1: "Oi, where an' when we goin' to pick up?"
Guy 2: "We're on our way to the kebab van right now to pick up you twat."
Guy 1: "Yaaaaaaay!"

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Quick Pick

The act of picking your nose very fast before a known person walks around the corner. Often done in the workplace

Saul: (chair get up noise)

Josh: (quick pick)

Saul: Dude were you picking your nose?

Josh: Busted. I thought I had more time for a quick pick!

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Pick Nick

An alternate spelling of picnic used by people all over the world.

It is however suggested that you use the original spelling of the word as you may receive an outrageous amount of abusement by your friends in the following years if you do use this more sophisticated spelling of the word.

Blanché and Taneesee went on a pick nick in a beautiful, transucculent park near their home town Illinoice.

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