Swine knuckle

Similar to a camel toe, but instead found directly below a fupa.

"Y'all smell bacon?!" Naw that's just the smell comin off yo mommas swine knuckle after spin class!

Swine Influenza

Based on expirence, swine flu is basically a regular flu except you get to take a full week off of school/work and nobody will come near you.

If you have a "suspected" case of the H1N1 and you walk into a medical clinic to ask for an appointment, they force a mask over your mouth and nose and throw you into an isolation room, away from all the other patients.

Then a doctor comes in wearing two face masks and rubber gloves asks about your symtoms and such.

The doctor prescribes asthma medication and cough syrup for the coughing, nasal spray for the runny nose, and then these green & yellow mystery pills.

If you live with very germaphobic people, they will likely quarenteen you in your bedroom and not let you leave unless you have bathed in hand sanitizer and are wearing a face mask.

NOTE: this disease can be caused by sleeping over at the house of a contaminated person, but it is apparently not transferred through making out with your boyfriend.

DAMN i have the swine flu! *cough cough sputter cough*

Dont have sleepver parties if you have the swine influenza!!

swined-out

1) when an event or activity is cancelled due to the fear of spreading swine flu

1) "Dude, is our softball game still on, or has it been swined-out?"

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Swine 09

The break from school or work, due to an out break of Swine Flu. It is pronouced, Swine Oh Nine

Brad: Shit I got school tomorrow.
Steve: Sucks for you.
Brad: So do you bitch.
Steve: Nope, I'm on Swine 09.

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Uncultured Swine

A person who does not understand references to popular music, trends, or vines.

Me: Stop you almost made me stop my spaghett!
Girl: What?
Me: It's a vine you uncultured swine! Thank u, next.
Girl: Is that supposed to be a reference to something?
Me: Then I yeet away! *yeets away*
Girl: What is wrong with her?

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Swine Flu

Like the Bird Flu, but with a pig.

Do you have the Bird Flu?
No niggah, I got the Swine Flu.

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Swine Fluke

Using the new swine flu pandemic as an excuse not to be somewhere, like school.

Jeremy: Hey nig why weren't you at school?
Zack: I had swine flu.
Jeremy: Oh, you mean swine fluke you pussy.

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