Toffee-nosed

(Adjective) Snobbish or stuck-up. Derives from the old English slang word "toff" - used by the lower class when describing an upper class gentleman.

"Hey Nigel, look at that old toffee-nosed banker over there! He wouldn't want to dirty his shoes walking on our side of the street!"

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Dog Toffee

Dog crap. Usually left in the middle of a woodland path. This flavour can only be achieved by feeding the canine epoxy putty for 3 weeks prior to bowel evacuation. Usually impossible to remove from a tyre.

Crap! Which bastard left that dog toffee there?

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toffee wallet

1. The aftermath of a follow through
2. A wet fart

Woops... I had better clean out my toffee wallet. Has anybody got a tissue?

Thong Toffee

A slimline skid-mark that discolors the string section of a thong.

I picked up her sexy underwear and was mortified to discover a substantial portion of thong toffee therein.

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toffee-nosed

A derogatory term used to describe a snob...comes from the common idea that those of higher social classes are subject to brown-nosing, and as toffee's are brown and sticky snobs get a brown-nose.

This neighbourhood is filled with nothing but a bunch of toffee-nosed snobs.

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chewing toffee

To walk in an exaggerated mince as though your buttocks were chewing toffee.

" Look at that raving queen chewing toffee!"

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Japanese Toffee

When a woman sucks ur slender chode, then u proceed to cum on her cheeks and then shoot ur load all up in her grill while cooking dinner at the same time.

Wow i can believe we just Japanese toffee, and now we have this lovely steak to eat.

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