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The best pickup line there ever was. WARNING⚠️: Using this line will instantly make someone fall in love with you and possibly pass out. The effect that is made can never be reversed.
You: Hey, your mom told me to say hi to you.
Them: Will you marry me?
My gf told me to post this for some reason Because she wanted to try to submit it
"Telling other to suck dick and then fuck off" but translated from Cantonese to English.
@everyone I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.
My gf told me to post this for some reason Because she wanted to try to submit it
The first line of All Star by Smash Mouth. Oh Shrek.
“Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me.” Said the MLG fan.
Another popular pharse by none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. This is very often used in prank calls and can be heard in various soundboards.
Cookies?
Who told you you could eat MY cookies???!!
An improved version of the song 'All Star' made by the band Smash Mouth.
Guy 1: *singing* Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Guy 2: Dude, why are you singing the bad version?
Guy 1: What is the good version then? Sing it for me.
Guy 2: Alright: Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni