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When something great happens or is in agreement
Ex: $20! Betting ton
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The imperial equivalent to a metric buttload.
Dude, there was a metric buttload of people at the party last night.
Well, I would have said a shit ton. I guess we're both right.
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A person that is overweight or higher than normal percetange of fat in the body. It varies with the weight of the person.
Jeremy is kinda chubby... he's tons of fun!
John can't even fit in the elevator man, he's like 4 tons of fun.
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The male version of the tampon. placing wrapped up papertowels or toilet paper between the ass crack. this is to prevent anal leakage and a stain showing through ones pants.
dude i kept farting and my ass was sweating to the point i needed to put in a man-ton so no one would see my leaking ass.
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Exactly 1000 fuck tons. The largest unit of measurement imaginable. May be either quantitative or qualitative. An imperial measure, therefore a metric cunt ton may be larger.
Dude 1: That's a shit ton of stuff. No, bigger than that, a fuck ton.
Dude 2: No, that's like 1,000 fuck tons. I'd call that a cunt ton.
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A unit of measurement that is much larger than a shit ton but slightly less than a fuck ton.
“Have you seen how many fine girls there are at this party?”
“Ya bro, there’s a titty ton of hotties here.”
Over and beyond an extra large, massive, and more than normal amount.
She/He has slept with a fucker ton of people.
She has a fucker ton of shoes.
He has a fucker ton of booty calls listed in his contact list.
She/He has a fucker ton of baby daddys/mamas.