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When something great happens or is in agreement
Ex: $20! Betting ton
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The imperial equivalent to a metric buttload.
Dude, there was a metric buttload of people at the party last night.
Well, I would have said a shit ton. I guess we're both right.
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A person that is overweight or higher than normal percetange of fat in the body. It varies with the weight of the person.
Jeremy is kinda chubby... he's tons of fun!
John can't even fit in the elevator man, he's like 4 tons of fun.
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The male version of the tampon. placing wrapped up papertowels or toilet paper between the ass crack. this is to prevent anal leakage and a stain showing through ones pants.
dude i kept farting and my ass was sweating to the point i needed to put in a man-ton so no one would see my leaking ass.
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Exactly 1000 fuck tons. The largest unit of measurement imaginable. May be either quantitative or qualitative. An imperial measure, therefore a metric cunt ton may be larger.
Dude 1: That's a shit ton of stuff. No, bigger than that, a fuck ton.
Dude 2: No, that's like 1,000 fuck tons. I'd call that a cunt ton.
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Over and beyond an extra large, massive, and more than normal amount.
She/He has slept with a fucker ton of people.
She has a fucker ton of shoes.
He has a fucker ton of booty calls listed in his contact list.
She/He has a fucker ton of baby daddys/mamas.
When shooting darts if you land all 3 of your darts into the triple 20 slot on the dart board you have just scored a Ton-80.
One dart into the triple 20 slot and then the additional 2 more darts into the same slot/scoreboard is 3 X 20 making it 180 score.
It is the highest score you can get when shooting darts.
Many strive for this score in a dart match.
I have played on dart teams for 10 years and I have thrown ton-80's when it was my turn to play.
You must score this ton-80 all in one turn at the board.
You have to throw 3 darts when it is your turn. So you only have the turn on your team to score this high score.
You can not throw one 60 and then in another turn throw another 60. To get that ton-80 you must throw all 3 darts in one turn.