tooty booty

when you hold a fart in for so long that it squeezes through the closed butt cheeks making a popping noise when the butt cheeks hit eachother on reclosure

"eww what is that smell??"
"what was that sound??"
"sorry, i tried to hold it in but it ended up a tooty booty"

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juice a tootie

The act of emitting gas from the anus.(farting}. Can also be used in terms of taking a shit.

"Chris ate a whole plate of beans and juiced a tootie in front of everyone."
or
"Chris has been in the bathroom forever. Probably juicin' a tootie."

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Parabola Tootie

When a girl's legs are incapable of closing properly. Her knees may touch but her thighs do not, leaving a massive parabola shaped gap under her vagoo. Usually accompanied by expansive hips and little-to-no ass.

- Check out that girl, she's like totally bowlegged or something.

- No man, she's got a parabola tootie!

- What a whore …

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tooty ta

When you fart when you are getting anal

Oh my God, I'm sorry I just did a tooty ta on your dick!

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fruti tooti

After you do anal, stick it back in her vagina while she has her period. Make sure you finish inside of her, so it creates a substance made of shit, jizz and blood

"I fucked your girl so hard that I fruti tootied that bitch!"

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Tootie Frootie

A Tootie Frootie is a boy who has a perfect butt (scrumpitioulious bootie).

Longer form of the word: Tootie Frootie with a scrumpitioulious bootie!

Person 1: That boy over their has a perfect ass!

Person 2: Yeah he's totally a Tootie Frootie (with a scrumpitioulious bootie).

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tooty booties

shoes that have 4 small skate wheels concealed in them, coined by Nick L, alson known to cause spurts of epilepsy when a stong blow to the head is taken

Nick: I wouldnt recommend these to anybody. EVER!

Nick:Is that brain fluid?

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