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Toronto is the center of the universe no matter what any fat albertan hillbilly or dumb Vancouver stoner says
oh and don't forget Montreal Quebec and all of the east coast.... Are awesome
Dan- hey John what side of Edmonton do you live on
John- oh Dan I live on the Toronto side, not the dumbass side (ei all other directions than toward Toronto)
Dan- well maybe I'll come visit you I'd love to get closer to the real center of the universe
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A wonderful city filled with culture and white single women who attempt to do yoga, but fail miserably. Crazy young couples who live in Liberty Village with hippie kids roaming Queen st. Most kids here love their city, but all the suburbans are scared shitless of downtown. You can find anything from preppy, to emo, to goth people roaming the streets. There will always be all those creepy beggars, and alcoholics, but downtown Toronto is an amazing place to be.
Downtown kid: "OMG. TORONTO IS THE BEST CITY EVER."
Barrie kid: "no way. barrie is much nicer, and quieter."
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5.1 million people who will kick your ass if you compare us to shitty cities in the USA like L.A. and Boston.
Low Crime
Great People
Hot Girls
Culturally diverse
And a bunch of Americans on our hockey team. If we had only Canadians, the leafs would be unbeatable. Screw off Wilson and Burke.
Where is Toronto?" In Ontario, you idiot. "That's a state right?
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A nice canadien city, large and economicly stable. It seems people from toronto are to uick to defend themselfs, and lash back at other provencices as a reflex. Guys, Your not helping your cause! The truth is most other provences have nothing against ontario or toronto, although they seem to think so.
Toronto is a good city, stable architechture and at low rist for natrual disasters, well equipped to handle waht is trwn at them, with plenty to do and see.
The only canadien city that americans seem to know of.
Stop Toronto Bashing!
Alberten: Toronto is like, an epic fail. EWWWWW
Saskatuanite: SHUT UP! I don't care about your delusions!
Canadien Tourist: I'm from Saskatoon!
American: Is the near toronto?
Toronto: I HATE YOU ALL!
Rest of canada: What?!? I didn't say anything!
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Toronto is world famous for trying too hard to become New York City. Toronto tries and tries to imitate New York while New Yorkers laugh at the sad attempt. The street of Toronto are riddled with drug infested prostitutes and is know to be Aids capital of Canada. Because of Toronto's inferiority complex and insecurities, they had to add a rod on top of the CN tower to make up for what they lack.
Toronto is also famous for their jealousy of the city of Vancouver B.C. Their insecurities and jealousy stem from the fact that Torontonian women look like trannies and have huge dicks, Torontonian men have pencil dicks and have incestuous desires.
The world knows and have voted Vancouver as the Best city in Canada multiple times while they vote Toronto as a underachieving city of retarded monkey's.
Toronto is home of the Toronto Maple Laughs, an ECHL hockey team.
Get over it Torontonians, your city will never come close to Vancouver or Montreal so stop crying and self promoting. Your insecurities are what makes Toronto the most gay friendly city in Canada, women don't like insecure boys.
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Canada's largest city (in population) and financial centre. Fifth largest city in N. America behind, Mexico City, New York, Los Angeles and Chicago. The most diverse city on the planet, where more than 40% of the population is born outside Canada. A world class city, often known for its global meet-ups, concerts and film shoots. Many companies, organizations are located within the city.
The city recievs large amounts of criticism from other parts of the city.
1. "Crime ridden": Basically, same problem as New York. It has very low crimes rates, yet it is critisized for high crime rates? Maybe these "other cities" can just keep dreaming and buy a computer and go the Canada Statistics website and find out who actually does have high crime rates *cough* you *cough*.
2. Pollution: Yeah, and your perfect star land where someone would faint as someone else slowly breathes out carbon dioxide.
3. "Ignorant": Do you know any city/town/village in central BC? Do you know any city/town/village in Northern Quebec? Guess not. Do I know the city opposite to me within in my province? Yes, Thunder Bay or Fort Severn, go figure.
4. "Not world class": Then what is? Why is Sydney, Australia world class? They certainly have less diversity and population (no offence it is an ideal city) and yet we don't have the things to match? Pathetic. Also, San Francisco is rated world class, Toronto has 10x the population, more diversity and their ticket to fame was the Bay Bridge, so we decided to use the CN Tower.
If Toronto were a seperate province, Quebec would be biggest, Ontario would be second and Toronto would come third.
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The self proclaimed world class city of Canada. With a population of over 2 000 000, Toronto has long been regarded by Canadians as one of the most ethnically diverse cities in the world. Whether this is good or bad is a subject of controversial debate among canadians. Usually you will hear a Canadian say that they either love Toronto and think it's the greatest city on earth or that they hate it and think it's stinky, polluted and crime ridden. Toronto boast's a spectacular yet unsettling skyline which features the world's most phallic looking structures of any city. The CN tower (the penis) and the Rogers Center, originally called the Skydome (the balls).
Typical mentality of a middle class Torontonian: "Hi, I'm from Toronto and I'm way better than all the rest of you hicks and hippies in Canada because, like, I'm so sophisticated because Toronto is the center of the universe and you suck balls."
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