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A nice canadien city, large and economicly stable. It seems people from toronto are to uick to defend themselfs, and lash back at other provencices as a reflex. Guys, Your not helping your cause! The truth is most other provences have nothing against ontario or toronto, although they seem to think so.
Toronto is a good city, stable architechture and at low rist for natrual disasters, well equipped to handle waht is trwn at them, with plenty to do and see.
The only canadien city that americans seem to know of.
Stop Toronto Bashing!
Alberten: Toronto is like, an epic fail. EWWWWW
Saskatuanite: SHUT UP! I don't care about your delusions!
Canadien Tourist: I'm from Saskatoon!
American: Is the near toronto?
Toronto: I HATE YOU ALL!
Rest of canada: What?!? I didn't say anything!
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Toronto is world famous for trying too hard to become New York City. Toronto tries and tries to imitate New York while New Yorkers laugh at the sad attempt. The street of Toronto are riddled with drug infested prostitutes and is know to be Aids capital of Canada. Because of Toronto's inferiority complex and insecurities, they had to add a rod on top of the CN tower to make up for what they lack.
Toronto is also famous for their jealousy of the city of Vancouver B.C. Their insecurities and jealousy stem from the fact that Torontonian women look like trannies and have huge dicks, Torontonian men have pencil dicks and have incestuous desires.
The world knows and have voted Vancouver as the Best city in Canada multiple times while they vote Toronto as a underachieving city of retarded monkey's.
Toronto is home of the Toronto Maple Laughs, an ECHL hockey team.
Get over it Torontonians, your city will never come close to Vancouver or Montreal so stop crying and self promoting. Your insecurities are what makes Toronto the most gay friendly city in Canada, women don't like insecure boys.
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the greatest city in all of Canada. we torontonians take a lot of shit because its so awesome, mostly from uneducated, hick, raciest motherfuckers from alberta and london. we have a little of every race in our city and if u dont like u can suck a hard one. mofos say that we got too much crime and drugs and shit but u know what its better than being a bunch of farmers with small dicks
yo lets go to toronto its the best city in canada
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Canada's largest city (in population) and financial centre. Fifth largest city in N. America behind, Mexico City, New York, Los Angeles and Chicago. The most diverse city on the planet, where more than 40% of the population is born outside Canada. A world class city, often known for its global meet-ups, concerts and film shoots. Many companies, organizations are located within the city.
The city recievs large amounts of criticism from other parts of the city.
1. "Crime ridden": Basically, same problem as New York. It has very low crimes rates, yet it is critisized for high crime rates? Maybe these "other cities" can just keep dreaming and buy a computer and go the Canada Statistics website and find out who actually does have high crime rates *cough* you *cough*.
2. Pollution: Yeah, and your perfect star land where someone would faint as someone else slowly breathes out carbon dioxide.
3. "Ignorant": Do you know any city/town/village in central BC? Do you know any city/town/village in Northern Quebec? Guess not. Do I know the city opposite to me within in my province? Yes, Thunder Bay or Fort Severn, go figure.
4. "Not world class": Then what is? Why is Sydney, Australia world class? They certainly have less diversity and population (no offence it is an ideal city) and yet we don't have the things to match? Pathetic. Also, San Francisco is rated world class, Toronto has 10x the population, more diversity and their ticket to fame was the Bay Bridge, so we decided to use the CN Tower.
If Toronto were a seperate province, Quebec would be biggest, Ontario would be second and Toronto would come third.
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The self proclaimed world class city of Canada. With a population of over 2 000 000, Toronto has long been regarded by Canadians as one of the most ethnically diverse cities in the world. Whether this is good or bad is a subject of controversial debate among canadians. Usually you will hear a Canadian say that they either love Toronto and think it's the greatest city on earth or that they hate it and think it's stinky, polluted and crime ridden. Toronto boast's a spectacular yet unsettling skyline which features the world's most phallic looking structures of any city. The CN tower (the penis) and the Rogers Center, originally called the Skydome (the balls).
Typical mentality of a middle class Torontonian: "Hi, I'm from Toronto and I'm way better than all the rest of you hicks and hippies in Canada because, like, I'm so sophisticated because Toronto is the center of the universe and you suck balls."
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A very large city on the north shore of Lake Ontario, and the economic and, (tied with Montreal), the cultural center of Canada. People living in Toronto generally secretly wish they were living in New York, but when they get to New York think, gee, Toronto's actually so much sweeter (like Cole Porter, except the opposite - not that there's anything wrong with NYC, we all love the Apple). Characterized by small buroughs and a deep sense of community, it's the kind of place where you get to know people by shopping at the same market. All this in spite of having the most diverse population in the world, of a whopping 5.9 million (2.48 million in the downtown core). One of the best Indy rock scenes in North America. And of course, it's the city that Americans are ferociously jealous of (particularly those in the midwest who can't stand the idea that something Canadian is better than something American) as can be seen in many of the entries in this dictionary. Secretly loved by those living here, and publicly loathed by almost everybody else. It is also home to the tallest tower in the world, the CN tower, which is famously interpreted as a sign of penis envy by the city's detractors and great achievement by its supporters. Sometime home to Ernest Hemingway (1920s), Morley Callaghan (1920s), William Faulkner (1940s), Vaslav Nijinski (world's greatest ballet dancer, 1950s), Glenn Gould (world's greatest pianist, 1930s), Hunter S. Thompson (1970s), David Cronenberg, 1980s), Michael Ondaatje (currently), Margaret Atwood (currently), Oscar Peterson (currently).
"Toronto you massive prick, I'm going to miss you" (anonymous)
"Writers tended to disappear once they moved to Toronto in the 1920s, but felt compelled to do so nonetheless" (Hemingway in Toronto, David Donnell)
"Memories of another painful morning in Toronto" (Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)
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city in Canada that is extremely ethnically diverse, and has great shoppng and nice people. My cousins came from the uk to Toronto and they said everyone is extremely nice here. I'vebeen to montreal and didn't really like it there but I haven't been to the other big canadian cities.
I also haven't really noticed the crime problem, it's not that big in most areas of Toronto, and expecially minuscule compared to other big cities.
By the way, *I've been all around* is just a 12 year old racist cracka who jacks off to cartoons, so don't listen to it.
I went to Toronto and Everyone was so diverse and nice there
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