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Not being able to control wut you say during sex.
Person 1: Im bout to cum! Ride me in U Crack nasty Son of a bitch!
Person 2: Keep talking.... I like that sexual tourettes!
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When you randomly type an obscene word or phrase for no apparent reason other than you felt like it or wanted to see what it looked like.
Professor: John, why does your term paper have the words "Horse Fucker" in the middle of it?
John: Sorry. I had keyboard Tourette's last night and I forgot to erase it
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the sudden out burst of random twitter updates at any given time.
Don't follow Johnny he has "twitter tourettes", he never tweets and all of a sudden he sends several tweets within moments.
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The condition of any aspect of life--events, words someone said, something you read, even nothing at all, who needs a reason?--calls up lines from rap songs. Takes you to a happy place more often than not.
Thanks to rapper Jean Grae for inspiring this definition. See first example below quoted by her on a certain social networking site:
"....and I can't even think of the word "blizzard", without saying- "what is it? A blizzard?" Rap tourette's."
Dowg, stop with the Tupac quotes for everything, old rap tourette's havin' *ss n*gga...
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Involuntary and effortlessly quoting or singing(and often dancing to) lyrics directly related to key words, phrases, and gestures during conversations and discussions. Stantonian genetics are the main cause of this distressing mutation, alongside being subjected to prolonged AM/FM sittings through childhood, and symptoms such as large thighs, excessive pikey-ness and inability to stop talking are not uncommon.
Kay: Watched 'The A Team' last night.. was a good film to be fair.
Jade: "And theyyy sayyy, she's in the class aaaaa teammm.. stuck in her dayyyydreamm" shizzle, there goes my lyrical tourettes again!
Aunty Det: Oooh, I'd love a pair of those furry Ugg boots!
Nico: "Apple bottom jeanssss.. bootsss with tha furrrrrr! And the whole club was lookin at herrrrrr" damn you, lyrical tourettes!
A fleeting condition where one spews a torrent of profanities, twitches and jumps around in a manner similar to the real neurological affliction, Tourette Syndrome. Usually brought on by abrupt pain such as hammering one's one thumb or having one's toe stepped on by someone wearing stilettos.
Bob: (jumping around holding their toe): FUCKING-COCK-SHIT-MOTHERFUCKING-ASSLICKER-SONOVABITCH-UNCLE-FUCKER!!!!
John: What the hell's up with Bob?
Tom: Oh, he's got Temporary Tourettes. His girlfriend just stepped on his toe with those titanium-tipped armour piercing stilettos she just bought. He might need stitches.
Gucci Tourettes exists when the musical stylings and ad libbing of Gucci Mane have pervaded your life so deeply that without warning, and for no reason, you yell "Gucci!".
Gucci Tourettes can, and will, occur in any forum; also, a 1-1 ratio exists for how public the location is and, subsequently, how embarrassed you become.
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