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when someone’s (usually a female’s) carpet is not shaved to the point of full bush or shaven very poorly
When I went down on her, her tragic carpet turned me gay and made me miss the homies.
When your pathway through a crowded bar or club is blocked by an obscene amount of ugly guys/girls. Or if the whole damn bar is full of uglies and you just can't maneuver for shit.
I couldn't find you at the bar last night. I got stuck in a tragic jam.
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Trag-ik-lee Di-lish-iss (rhymes with "Magically Delicious")
1) Used to describe an event that had befallen a foe which is sad, terrible, or tragic. One must enjoy said event.
2) Term used to describe a terribly unfashionable outfit or style that inexplicably works.
"My ex's new girlfriend is a total skank ho. Her ex hit on mine right in front of her. It was tragic... tragically Delicious!"
Fashion Gay #1: OMG, did you see what she was wearing?
Fashion Gay #2: I know! Cowboy boots with traditional Inuit garb? It's tragically Delicious!
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It's one of those things that you really only understand if you've experienced it. It's when one person finds another that is perfect for them and for whatever reason they can't be with that person. Usually they have some sort of very close relationship over a long period of time with the object of their affection, but the love is true and real and strong and inherently tragic because it is and always will be unrequited. Often abbreviated "TL."
Kristin Cavalleri is Brody Jenner's tragic love.
Stephen Colletti is Lauren Conrad's tragic love.
Carrie Bradshaw is Aiden Shaw's tragic love.
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1: When someone meets an unfortunate end or loses at a game.
2: When orgasm is not achieved or a sexual act never occurs.
3: Not happy endings
Dawn: "Steven you lost at Yu-Gi-Oh!"
Steven: "No!"
Dawn: "Tragic endings ?" poor dropkick :(
Steven: "Endings tragic" :(
An unimaginably devastating, unexpected, unwelcomed and unplanned event, the consequence of which resulting in the complete innihilation of an otherwise peaceful, gratifying existence.
Did you hear? Last week, Mark got struck by lightning...yeah, he got fired from his job and went home early just in time to find two of his friends in bed with his wife. When he was running to the garage to fetch the shotgun, he slipped and fell in the driveway. Then, his wife hit him with the car 'cause she knew what was coming. When he finally gained consciousness, it was dark and raining. That's when the lightning got him...Tragic Turn, probably for the best though.
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The deepest levels of tragic moments
Girl 1: Girl he voted for Trump
Girl 2: Le Tragic