Unc

A crazy, old black man. Uncs are usually senile or under the influence of crack cocaine. Sometimes both.

There was an unc screaming at himself outside of Waffle House so I went to Golden Corral instead.

Unc

An unc is an young person that looks like an old uncle

You see that dude over their he looks like an unc

Uncs

Uncs is the most mysterious tramp in Northumberland park, Tottenham london and never showers

I went to Northumberland park today and something smells horrible, it smells bad like uncs

Unc

At some point we all reach this stage. When your favourite athletes start retiring, your hair starts fading, your siblings are having kids, you’re no longer a youngin. You’ve reached Unc status.

“Yo duke Dennis turned 30 and still hands with 20 year olds”
“Yeah he can’t accept his Unc status”

unc

An old timer who either yaps like a motherfucker about the good old days or gives shitty boomer advice.

Unc: Back in my day, we worked our backs for 50 hours without a rest and we didnt whine like you people do!
Sane person: yes unc

Unc

Literally Any person over the age of 18

David : how old you is dylan?

Dylan : oh I turned 18 a month ago, why?

David : damn unc go take your meds

Unc

Unc or Uncle (the brother of your mother or father)

Your old Uncle who still thinks he is still young and fresh. The type of Uncle to say "Back in my day" or "What do you know about the fundamentals?" while wearing creased red and white Jordan 1 shoes.

Uncle: All of these younglings trying to dunk the basketball like Michael Jordan. Dunking only gets you one point, let me show you the fundamentals.

*he pumps fakes the ball then shoots, making sure to hit the backboard first"

You: Ok Unc! That is pretty good!