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talent vacuum

A worthless, no talent entertainer.

Kathie Lee Gifford is a talent vacuum.

by Bill Braskey May 26, 2003

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virginia vacuum

Placing a vacuum inside ones rectum/vagina, then swirling it around to provide optimal pleasure

Guy: Here Is KYR SP33DY , I got to go, he's about to give me the Virginia vacuum!

by MinecraftGod November 20, 2016

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mud vacuum

The act of putting one end of a hose in your own or someone else's anus and the other end in your mouth and sucking out a load of shit

Dude, I gave that puerto rican guy a mud vacuum last night and it tasted like chicken.

by Alex (awesome) N July 1, 2006

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anal vacuum

the act of sucking ones asshole until either a fart or feces comes out.

Jim gave me an anal vacuum last night and it cleared my constipation

by yourmothersuterus69 June 7, 2014


demon vacuum

it's just the demon vacuum or noo-noo from teletubbies but to me and probably some children it's a demon coming for your soul.

the demon vacuum noo-noo was staring at billy last night looking for a way into his house

by cheesemgee February 13, 2019


atmosphere vacuum

Someone that will suck the life out of a room full of generally happy people.
Commonly likened to an Atmosphere Vampire; they are fundamentally the same thing except the former does not bite!

An Atmosphere Vacuum is someone that in a conversation will have “apparently” done whatever you have done but better. A smug know-it-all with delusions of grandeur and other such narcissistic tendencies. The Atmosphere Vacuum is not happy unless interfering in other people’s business and is happiest when belittling others.

The Atmosphere Vacuum is dull, uninteresting, repetitive and completely unaware that they are hated due a lack of social awareness.

The presence of an Atmosphere Vacuum is likely to induce feelings of depression, anger, or mild nausea. Should be avoided at all costs.

"Look out everyone, Jackie is on her way !!! Every man for themselves"
Man what a atmosphere vacuum

by Alex5377 August 13, 2008


Sad Vacuum

A fleshlight
Inspired by lyrics from the Teddy Hyde song Sex With a Ghost

Teddy Hyde : I’m making friction with a sad vacuum

by TorioWasHere March 2, 2023