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1. Mythical creature that survives by drinking blood. Think Transylvania and silver spikes.
2. High-school or college-age girl who is high-achieving, clean cut, athletic and good looking by day, and a disturbed, recreational drug or alcohol user by night. Just like the horror-movie monster, a modern vampire looks like a human, but they're blood sucking demons. You don't know about their deadly habbits until it's too late. Just like the bite of count Dracula, a vampire will try to suck you into her world of darkness with a kiss or blowjob.
The vampire Jenny tricked me so bad. She's the student president, treasurer of the young politicians, and goes to lacrosse camp over the summer. I thought she was going to be a great girlfriend. It turned out she had a broken family and smoked weed almost every weekend. She tried to trick me into trying that, but my team and coach pulled me back before I was ruined.
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A heart-throb romantic, who sucks blood, is great in bed, and can turn you for a life of eternity. Will burn in the sun (DOES NOT SPARKLE!!) so is a nocturnal being.
mortal: Oooo babe you are so good in bed!
vampire: Its because im a vampire.
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Undead people that kill humans and suck their blood. They can turn people in vampires by letting them drink the vampire in question's blood.
They are very pale. Vampires can turn into wolves and bats. They control animals of the night. Additionally, they transform into fog and a hay stack. They are immortal unless they are slayed. This is very hard to do. The only ways to kill them is by getting them close to roses or onions, driving a stake through their hearts, you can also trap them in a circle of salt or holy water or expose them to daylight. Once turned into a vampire, the said personwill keep the same mind as when they did when they were human and will not age.
Vampires are real!!
Immortal, soulless demon forced to drink blood to stay alive. They have long canines with which they can puncture a human neck to extract blood.
Demonic creatures who live off the blood of humans; a vampire appears to be a normal person until the feed is upon them -- only then do they reveal their true demonic visage.
A vampire. V^^V
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the creature of the night, the most magnificent of the creatures. most people do not believe in them, they are as real as the fingers on your hands or the nose on your face. yes they survive on blood, but not all, there are psycic vampires as well. they feed off of energy. vampires are the most manipulative of any creature and that is what makes them the most facinating of them all. some may have pale skin and deadly eyes but they are beautiful.
The vampire that i know is my single and only friend who wants me around.
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In addition to the others listed,
1. Any government agency that "sucks the life" from the working class.
2. Any employer who expects your lifesblood for a miserly paycheck.
1. This April the vampires are going to take the little I had left from my pay!
2. That vampire expects me to put in another five hours this week without comp time!
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When a girl asks you to give her head while she's on her period.
Guy 1: So, my girlfriend asked me to eat her out last night.
Guy 2: So... you did?
Guy 1: Fuck no! She's on her period n shit. I ain't no fuckin Edward Cullen. I wasn't about go vampireing.
Guy 2: Good shit. Everyone knows periods = blow job city.
Guy 1: Fuck Yeah!
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