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A friend of yours on Fitbit or Apple watch that you are in accountability with has a dramatically low step count on a particular week or ongoing basis. 10,000 steps a day should be a pretty good barometer for most healthy active human beings. If that number drops to 50% or less your "friend contract" requires an announcement of a low steps violation.
Our buddy Nappman moves about as much as a three-toed sloth, he's consistently getting a shout out for a low steps violation.
Someone who repeatedly confuses, without remorse, what text thread they are on and posts the wrong information, pictures, comments, and memes.
We got a colossal school lesson plan sent on our text thread for the "Family" today, and we realized that it was my honey with yet another Wrong Thread Violation.
When in a public place with plenty of open seats, a person chooses to sit right next to you for no viable reason.
I usually go to the library early Wednesday mornings since no one is there. Today, it was empty as usual but some creep committed a major public proximity violation and sat RIGHT NEXT to me at the huge table in the law area!
A common phrase used by many NCAA Football and basketball coaches that almost always means "smoking marijuana". Since the NCAA doesn't regulate controlled substance use for fear of losing half their great athletes, they allow the individual schools to regulate how much marijuana their athletes smoke. If an individual athlete smokes so much weed that he/she is dumb enough to get caught red-handed smoking or selling, that athlete is suspended for a game in his/her respected sport (Unless Lane Kiffin is the coach in which case it is a mere half game).
Mark: Yo Weezy, I just gotz me some of the best herb, you wanna go VTR with me?
Weezy: Oh hellz yeayuh. Lets be in Violation of Team Rules!!! (pulls out a bong)
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1. Any action that implies effeminate, unmanly behavior or characteristics as opposed to sterotypical masculine ones.
2. Any action that would cause a man to be viewed as a wuss, sissy, punk etc.
Exhibit 1. Kobe Bryant's embarrassing public apology for cheating on his wife.
Examples of man card violations: Men who get dragged to the movies to watch a "chick flick".
Men who rat out there friends ala Kobe to the cops, or their girl friends.
Men who watch figure skating, or other women's TV programming.
Metrosexuals.
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When an incumbent government in a sovereign country won't put a pipeline in that you desperately need
Syria's Assad is guilty of human rights violations, so USA is sending in the military for a regime change
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A violation that occurs when whitewater rafting. This happens when one forgets to hold onto the T Grip of their paddle and knocks it into the face of one of the other members of their raft. The T Grip is the most dangerous part of the river.
Bob: you look awful! What happened to your teeth?
Tim: I went whitewater rafting and the guy sitting in front of me made a T Grip Violation.
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