To skillfully market a mediocre product.
To be adept at handling (media and) other peoples expectations in a way that maker you appear better than you really are.
"Hey, I got an A+ on my essay!”
“What, but it was crap and full of errors?”
“Yeah but I von trierd it to the teacher by saying that it was a post-modern deconstruction of essay writing.”
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The act of flanking or attacking from behind which often involves in bamboozling the enemy. Based on the Schlieffen plan from WW I, it was conceived by the German strategist Alfred Von Schlieffen.
Fuck They Von Schlieffened us
Von-yelle is cool, laidback, and avoid confrontation as best as possible.
Being from New York and making crazy good beats makes this black man loveable!
He can make you smile for any reason.
Never a dull moment with Von. Sexy and best at everything!
Von is someone to keep in your life for the longest!
So I'm going to the studio tonight. Finna Von-yelle!
A.K.A Slayerknight. The greatest knight in the land of Nishon. The knight known for singlehandedly taking back Busmarvush all by himself, His radiant devotion is seen throughout the lands, a veteran born from countless experiences!
Peasant: It's such rarity to have someone like him in these lands!
Rivan: Perhaps so.
Peasant2: Iren Von is just something.
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Aw man, this video looks all von petersoned.
Von peterson footage is something a video editor with little to no experience does.
When a nigga highballs his character and will say "He'll beat your character." without giving much context and reasoning.
So a example is "MY CHARACTER WILL BEATS YOU CAUSE BLAH BLAH." While another guy will say "Bro you Vonning out?"
He’s him. The trip god. The mind boggler. The eternal. The rap god. He’s von diggity. He travels through trips to bring presents to all.
Bro it’s Von diggity I must be fucked