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This describes the person that, rather than pursue a relationship of their own, wait for a friend to get out of a bad relationship and then swoop in take advantage of a vulnerable and single state.
He is a relationship vulture, eating at the carcass of her deceased relationship.
A woman whom at the end of the night was unable to find her suitor of choice, but still wants to have coitus that evening and is left picking through 2 AM man scraps (just the scrubs left in the club)
That girl must be hurtin' for some sex! Look at her being a dick vulture.
Passengers waiting to board a plane who stalk around near and clog up the boarding gate before a flight, regardless of where their seat is or when boarding actually is.
The flight attendant became so irritated with the airport vultures that the flight was abruptly cancelled.
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A carnivorous cigarette fiend who circles around and raids dirty ashtrays; smoking every reminent cigarette down to the bare filter. They hover by outdoor ashtrays hoping someone leaves a morsel of a stog for their smoking pleasure. This person has no fear of herpes or any lip born disease. They will vulture any cigarette regardless of brand, type, or cleanliness.
Dirty Barry waited anxiously on top of the building for his moment. Poor Nancy became his prey. Nancy put out her cigarette at the waste recepticle where Barry was lurking. Barry then swooped in, attacked the used Kool Light, smoking it to the bone. Nancy looked at Barry in disgust and said "You Dirty Stog Vulture". Nancy did have the last laugh as she forget to apply her Valtrex(1) that day.
footnote (1) Valtrex Prevents Spreading Herpes/Warts
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Someone with a voracious appetite for cock. The sword vulture is a non discriminatory creature. Often, they can be found scavenging bar parking lots after last call.
Did I tell you I saw that sword vulture Monique, trolling the parking lot of the Almond tree last night?
Older women who prey on younger men are referred to as a cougar. Cougars over 65 years of age are Turkey Vultures. Much like cougars, they prey on the inebriated and sopht minded.
He was so drunk at the bar last night a Turkey Vulture got him.
A touchdown vulture is a football player, specifically a runningback/fullback that comes in the game inside the 5 yardline in goalline situations and steals undeserved touchdowns. In most cases smaller better running backs do all the work between the 20's and these vultures (larger/worse backs) come in and fall down for 1 or 2 yards scoring the touchdown, killing the fantasy value of the much better skillful backs. Key examples are Mike Alstott or the modern day Lendale White.
Fantasy Owner #1 - Hey Chris Johnson just got a 30 yard run down inside the 5
Fantasy Owner #2 - Shit now that fat ass touchdown vulture LenDale is going to come in and get the score
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