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When a guy waves his penis around trying to get his partner to either have sex with him or suck it.
My boyfriend was wand-waving at my apartment last night. He REALLY wants to get me pregnant.
The wand held by a Jizzard at all times, especially while watching hentai or browsing furry pics
Darker Jizzard: My jizzard wand holds the dreams of my people, thus, the dreams of my people are in my hands.
A stick or branch segment that looks incredibly similar to an erect penis that both men and woman have found themselves penetrating their bodies and giving themselves splinters in their genitalia - to summarise, it is like a wooden dildo just less smooth and specialised.
Dan: "damn my ass is so sore!'
Adam: "whys that then."
Dan: "I've got splinters in it."
Adam: "why the hell are there splinters in your ass."
Dan: "well I found a wazzle wand whilst on a walk and I just had to give it to myself."
Adam: "oh I see."
Dan: "yeah I know! My anus is killing me."
Adam: "so hypothetically do you still have this wazzle wand."
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The brush used to wipe clean the shit skid marks off the inside bowls of toilets. Often used in European toilets which do not have inclined bowls, and thus, the shit skids as it is being washed down.
Dude 1: Yeah I just took a big ol'poo and there are skidmarks all over the toilet
Dude 2: You best be usin' that shit wand to clean that shit up.
Dude 3: Sausage
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A pro Fortnite player you should send a friend request to!
Hey, do you want to play fortnite with toilet wand?
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Using your cock like a wizard and a magical appliance and dipping it into a dirty brown pot (bum hole) to produce a magical potion
whilst Andrew was playing dungeons and dragon, he slapped his 'COCK WAND' into zena dirty brown pot
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A machine gun.
This term was coined by Tyler, the creator.
"She's gonna be dead, i just a got a magic wand"
-Tyler, the creator, NEW MAGIC WAND
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