Anky Wanky

Adj. To have a little wank

Heading home for an anky wanky now, see you later.
Mad for an anky wanky tonight.
Kris you had an anky wanky today?

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Wanky Twat

noun. Used to describe a person who commits unpleasant deeds for personal gain. Similar to "dick".

Louis: Whats's with that guy?
Laura: I know, he's such a wanky twat.

Stanky Wanky

A putrid smelling wank.

Person 1: Stay out of Kyles room man.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because he just chucked a stanky wanky.

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The Stanky wank wank stank

Stanky wanky, Hanky banky, stanky stank bank wank tank.

The 6’5 Wankis

Shaquille O’Neill’s penis

I heard Shaq’s got the 6’5 wankis

Spanky Wanky

When you ejaculate on your partners bum cheek and then slap it as hard as possible to watch it fly everywhere.

Do you want to come upstairs for a Spanky Wanky. I hope it gets messy!

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Wanky Swap

When your boss makes you and your co-workers swap secret Santa gifts in order for him to be rid a lovingly hand made oven mit he received.

"Now you can either swap presents with a coworker or pick up a new gift. Can I pick the Ipod? Do I have to give it to her?" Wanky Swap!