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The inner part between the legs of a human male, located in between the anus and scrotum. Also called a taint.
Holy shit, that kid just bucked me in the cheese-warmer!
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Aw, gross, I just touched my dog's cheese-warmer. Shoot me.
The fart that escapes from your but when you get in your car after a dinner party.
Yo, whats that sound
That’s just my seat warmer turning on.
Heated seats in a car, so called because it heats up my ass.
Brrrr, it's -21 C, I must turn on my ass warmer on my commute to work
A company specializing in romancing your wife before the big day.
Have those pre wedding jitters, call bridal warmers. Everyone needs a good pre wedding sex. Take the stress off with a good orgasm, and call bridal warmers today. We make sure your fiance "gets there". Doesnt matter Wife or Husband.
Silver Package includes Sex and a free sex 101 lesson.
Gold package includes Sex with your fiance and one bridesmaid and a Sex 201 demonstrating
Platinum Package gets you Sex with All the bridesmaid and Groomsmen, also a free lesson in S&M.
Whose got that good D? Bridal Warmers does.
Honey I'm stressed out I hired a Bridal Warmer to take some of the stress off.
"Mom I had sex last night and he cant ring the bell for anything got any advice?"
Mom "Call Bridal Warmers they show you how it feels and what to do"
I'm so stressed with with the wedding planning, I need a bridal warmer to take some of the stress away.
My Future wife is having a rough day I should call a bridal warmer, I know they will take good care of her.
When you are smoking A cigarette and someone offers you another cigarette, so you take the second cigarette and place it behind your ear for later.
"Thanks for the ear warmer man, I'll save this one for later."
a motion in which a guy jacks off.
ex: i want you, legit hand warmer motion
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A nice pair of thick thighs on a woman.
Thats a nice set of Ear Warmers.
I wouldn't mind sticking my head between those Ear Warmers
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