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A company specializing in romancing your wife before the big day.
Have those pre wedding jitters, call bridal warmers. Everyone needs a good pre wedding sex. Take the stress off with a good orgasm, and call bridal warmers today. We make sure your fiance "gets there". Doesnt matter Wife or Husband.
Silver Package includes Sex and a free sex 101 lesson.
Gold package includes Sex with your fiance and one bridesmaid and a Sex 201 demonstrating
Platinum Package gets you Sex with All the bridesmaid and Groomsmen, also a free lesson in S&M.
Whose got that good D? Bridal Warmers does.
Honey I'm stressed out I hired a Bridal Warmer to take some of the stress off.
"Mom I had sex last night and he cant ring the bell for anything got any advice?"
Mom "Call Bridal Warmers they show you how it feels and what to do"
I'm so stressed with with the wedding planning, I need a bridal warmer to take some of the stress away.
My Future wife is having a rough day I should call a bridal warmer, I know they will take good care of her.
Act of mixing a used tampon in boiling water
Hey, Carl want some Vampire Tea?
Type of drug that is Injected. Its Glass like meth, injected like heroin and smells like pot. The effects of this drug are similar to Ludes. Depending on the type of person.
I'm having a hard day bring the BroMalley over I want to forget this day.
A drug thats injected. Has the look of Glass like Meth, Injected Like heroin and smells like Pot. Has the effect of qualudes.
Hey, I've had a rough day can you bring the BroMalley, I want to forget this
Could mean anything
Committing suicide
Blowing a large dick
Or a fetish of putting your mouth at the end of a barrel if a gun
Someone puts a gun in your mouth.
Depends on how you use the definition
I was with Kyle last night, I deep throat the musket.
Kurt Cobain committed suicide. He deep throated the musket
I enjoy deep throating the musket.
Stretching of ones asshole to the point of no return. Usually by a guy named david.
Me and my partner were having sex last night and I got daved so bad.
David came over last night daved me pretty good.
I got daved so bad last night, that when I had to go the bathroom, I stood up and it was like a waterfall.
David daved Andrew so bad that it took him a week to walk again, let alone stand up.
Last night I got daved and by this morning you stick practically anything up there.
When to the Dr today for a prostate check and the dr lost hand. He replied to me "been daved latley?"